#2 2009-02-05 21:00:45
No wonder Gayle’s twat could be smelled a mile away! E-coli and vagina are two things that need to be kept separate!
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#3 2009-02-05 21:22:31
fnord wrote:
No wonder Gayle’s twat could be smelled a mile away! E-coli and vagina are two things that need to be kept separate!
This begs the question if you are now living in Colorado (which many have suspected), and... and how would you know what her Twat smelled like?
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#5 2009-02-09 00:13:20
Oh, come on. Who DOESN'T have a replica of their own cock, these days?
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#6 2009-02-09 00:22:16
....ok, this is pretty fucked up.
Dildo 2.0
You buy their kit, copy your cock, then mail a copy back to them. They take your cock, mass produce it, and sell the copies. Optional vibrator insert, or vibrator insert with computer/phone interface capability.
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#7 2009-02-09 09:02:42
jesusluvspegging wrote:
....ok, this is pretty fucked up.
Dildo 2.0
You buy their kit, copy your cock, then mail a copy back to them. They take your cock, mass produce it, and sell the copies. Optional vibrator insert, or vibrator insert with computer/phone interface capability.
I seriously doubt that anyone, my wife included, would pay for a silicone copy of my schlong.
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#8 2009-02-09 13:51:33
GooberMcNutly wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
....ok, this is pretty fucked up.
Dildo 2.0
You buy their kit, copy your cock, then mail a copy back to them. They take your cock, mass produce it, and sell the copies. Optional vibrator insert, or vibrator insert with computer/phone interface capability.I seriously doubt that anyone, my wife included, would pay for a silicone copy of my schlong.
You really shouldn’t call attention to your deficiencies!
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#9 2009-02-09 14:23:40
I saw the HBO show on the guy (by Pelosi's daughter) and, go figure, I was actually catching myself feeling sorry for him.
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#10 2009-02-10 10:07:01
fnord wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
....ok, this is pretty fucked up.
Dildo 2.0
You buy their kit, copy your cock, then mail a copy back to them. They take your cock, mass produce it, and sell the copies. Optional vibrator insert, or vibrator insert with computer/phone interface capability.I seriously doubt that anyone, my wife included, would pay for a silicone copy of my schlong.
You really shouldn’t call attention to your deficiencies!
It's not a deficiency. It's just that if she wanted it, she can have the real thing. When she wants something "extra" it usually has all the bells and whistles attached.
But the Clone-A-Willy would make a great "secret" Santa program. Everyone clones their schlong, then sends it to a random name on the list. It's like a virtual key party.
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#11 2009-02-10 17:38:23
GooberMcNutly wrote:
I seriously doubt that anyone, my wife included, would pay for a silicone copy of my schlong.
Whilst you're away doing meth with hustlers, it's one way to continue getting off at home.
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#12 2009-02-11 09:21:58
pALEPHx wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
I seriously doubt that anyone, my wife included, would pay for a silicone copy of my schlong.
Whilst you're away doing meth with hustlers...
Ahh, the Good Ole' Days (tm)...
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