#1 2007-10-27 14:47:22
People complain about asshats but since this site is so new maybe there's a way we can wipe the slate clean as it were and not only allow but encourage choice asshats from the past. Let's see who can come up with the oldest and greatest asshats from Cruel's days of yore. I'm not sure who the most ancient Crueller here is through I suspect it's Smitty so let's have her choose the winner.
I'll start it out with an oldie but a... well, it's just old. Who could forget Pickle Surprise?
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#4 2007-10-27 15:24:39
This is so old and fucking lame it makes -me- want to cry.
http://www.hampsterdance.com/
You can call off the competition, I win!
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#6 2007-10-27 16:47:58
The original site appears to be long gone; but I'll never forget how "Remembering Laci" made me feel the first time I heard it.
If it weren't for Rogers and Cruel.com, I'd have spent my life in ignorance of this song.
I urge all of you to listen all the way to the very end:
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2007/03/07 … g_Laci.mp3
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#7 2007-10-27 17:05:33
In the things go better with coke cate-gory, I give you ZE:
Picture Thread!
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#8 2007-10-27 20:30:37
sofaking wrote:
I had forgotten about Herb Zipper. That was one of my favorite CSOTD's!
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#9 2007-10-27 21:31:30
Remember the epilepsy-inducing fun of Greg Gomes of Gay Journey's F(l)ags of the World?
http://gayjourney.com/gay_flags.htm
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#11 2007-10-27 22:00:37
clay.has-a-small-penis.com/
This wasn't one that most of you will remember, but it was forever burned in memory from that day on ....
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#12 2007-10-27 22:05:05
kim wrote:
clay.has-a-small-penis.com/
This wasn't one that most of you will remember, but it was forever burned in memory from that day on ....
His weener looks like this little guy:
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#13 2007-10-27 22:15:51
what the hell is that thing??
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#19 2007-10-28 22:14:20
I am, sadly, quite proud of this.
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#20 2007-10-29 03:22:26
The WBM suggests "Aussie Are Wankers" was a good place to begin. Otherwise, it's just a fun way to remember Ol' Skool Crool.
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#21 2007-10-29 12:48:33
I am going to have to say Hampster Dance or Bonsai Kitten. I think Hampster Dance pre-dates BK. BK was the site that spurred the move from Yahoo Clubs! to Roger's own message board forum...
I'm not sure. I was posting on the old Yahoo Clubs! about 6months to a year before the BK fiasco...
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#22 2007-10-29 12:52:20
I would like to add one of my own favorite asshats:
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#23 2007-10-29 12:52:57
kim wrote:
what the hell is that thing??
Crotch Slug. BTW... where are your MARINARA Shots?????
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#24 2007-11-02 19:28:02
opsec wrote:
Actually, we had a asshats thread going for a while to post just such dinosaurs. It sunk into ennui I guess.
Bumpty!
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#25 2007-11-02 19:53:35
Just watched the zero wing - good times. I also like the music video: http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy … view.shtml
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#26 2007-11-02 20:51:21
Dmtdust wrote:
kim wrote:
what the hell is that thing??
Crotch Slug. BTW... where are your MARINARA Shots?????
Wait WHAT? (to the slug)
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#29 2007-11-05 11:16:06
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#30 2007-11-05 12:21:42
I'm forty. Do I win something?
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#31 2007-11-05 13:06:39
icangetyouatoe wrote:
I'm forty. Do I win something?
Not a whole lot, but when I was looking up Old balls to post for you, I got this:
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#33 2007-11-09 23:54:56
I think I might just have one of the oldest still-existing asshats... it was "Cruel Site of the Day" on January 30, 1998....
Aren't the little piles of bags and personal effects cute?
And I'll even add to it... Here's an image that you can print our to make your very own!
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