#1 2009-02-27 09:59:59

He's got the origin story for it, but what will his superpowers be like?  What kind of name will he pick?  What, oh what, will the costume look like?

A judge has warned that a man who jumped bail while facing child pornography charges and fled to Ireland could pose a radiation risk to those he comes into contact with.

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#2 2009-02-27 10:03:42

He would be able to give mindjobs (instead of hand)to little boys and his name shall be :
The Molestinater

Of course he will wear no costume what-so-ever.

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#3 2009-02-27 10:04:26

What'll his kid sidekick be named?

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#4 2009-02-27 10:09:35

Might as well stick with Robin, thats probably who it is anyway.

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#5 2009-02-27 10:13:12

How about Swallow, instead?

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#6 2009-02-27 18:31:51

ptah13 wrote:

How about Swallow, instead?

I change my vote to Swallow

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#7 2009-02-27 20:30:13

Spit, Swallow, Duck, or Spackle.

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#8 2009-02-27 22:03:54

While on bail, the head of The Tutors Group private college in Hammersmith received "large doses of radiotherapy treatment for a thyroid condition"

The Diddler: not only is he full of radioactive iodine, he’s frog eyed, skinny, and twitchy from his hyperthyroidism.  His superpower is his extremely long, blue, prehensile tongue he can use to fondle children beyond arms reach.  His sidekick’s name is Tadpole.

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#9 2009-02-27 22:13:46

http://www.solcomhouse.com/images/frogbl.jpg

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#10 2009-02-27 23:36:37

phoQ wrote:

The Diddler: not only is he full of radioactive iodine, he’s frog eyed, skinny, and twitchy from his hyperthyroidism.  His superpower is his extremely long, blue, prehensile tongue he can use to fondle children beyond arms reach.  His sidekick’s name is Tadpole.

I gotta be honest:  This is genius.

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