kim wrote:

fnord wrote:

kim wrote:

I would happily pay for her kids and more of her face surgery then help foot the bill for Northern Trusts LA extravaganza. Oh wait, I did.

You are a much nicer person than I am.  I think there are far too many people on this planet and the least desirable are producing too large a percentage of the babies.  It’s one of my fondest hopes that a massive plague will sweep the planet and remove a few billion useless eaters.

I wasn't serious, I was just trying to find a "clever" way of bringing up the Northern Trust Bank party.

I actually think America needs to follow China in the whole one kid allowed deal. The whole world needs to do so actually. The world is just getting worse and worse and people are the god damn cause of it all.

A male version of The Pill would help, as long as it didn't make guys limp in the lap. If men could control conception, I bet the birth rate would drop like a rock, even among married men. The compulsion to pop out spuds seems to be MUCH more of a female thing than male...some reproductive/nurturing (nesting?) instinct. Most men just want the puss, no sucklings (in my opinion, anyway).

There are lots of ways for men to control conception. I got mine taken care of for under $500, paid out of my own pocket. Way cheaper than a lifetime of condoms. (But if you work the club circuit, you are going to want to wear those condoms anyway...)

Now, if they could make your baby batter taste like chocolate, that would probably keep the conception level down as well.

Today's question: Porn or diapers?

So I hadn't seen this little detail about the porn offer before: apparently the million bucks is for a movie where she fucks 8 different "actors" in different scenes.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

So I hadn't seen this little detail about the porn offer before: apparently the million bucks is for a movie where she fucks 8 different "actors" in different scenes.

Imagine what the parasitic twit's wrinkled sac-of-a-stomach must look like now that her sucklings have spilled out onto the (mostly) unappreciative world. On the other hand, it WOULD be a novelty for porn: a woman with her own flappy Santa bag.

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More and more I'm getting the feeling that this story is gonna end Horribly

The Octomom — mother of 14 IVF conceived children — has officially passed on an offer of free 24-hour nursing care for her kids by the nonprofit group Angels in Waiting.

AP reports that the group’s founder said that Suleman seemed to lose interest in their offer after they ruled out her request to do a reality show around her childrens' care.

Angels in Waiting lawyer Gloria Allred said she filed a request for an investigation with Los Angeles County Child and Family Services into how Suleman will care for her children.

pALEPHx wrote:

Fucking Gloria Allred. She's got her shrill little nose into everybody's business whenever there's a woman involved. Even a batshit loonball like Suleman. Speaking of the latter, my mother pointed out that if she's getting donations, they're probably coming from all those Right to Lifers.

Speaking of Right to Life in the context of fertility clinics:

The anti-abortion forces who have delayed stem-cell research by a decade are not morally serious. If they were, they would be trying to get laws making the work of fertility clinics illegal, not concentrating on the tiny fraction of surplus embryos from those clinics that are going to a worthwhile purpose.

pALEPHx wrote:

Fucking Gloria Allred. She's got her shrill little nose into everybody's business whenever there's a woman involved. Even a batshit loonball like Suleman.

Gloria Allred’s occupation is Attention Whore.  And what better way to get attention than to steal it from another Attention Whore.  The only part that surprises me is that for once she is opposing what another female Attention Whore is doing for attention.  If Gloria were black, she would be a Race Pimp, which is just another subspecies of Attention Whore.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

fnord wrote:

Race Pimp, which is just another subspecies of Attention Whore.

By Race Pimp, I’m referring to racial arsonists like Al Sharpton who make their living by inflaming racist hatred against White people.  I realize you’re insinuating I’m a Race Pimp for the White race, however I derive exactly zip percentage of my income by expressing my Separatist views on the Internet.

I don't care for Kimmel but this was pretty funny, I thought

Next time Suleman should shoot for a baker's dozen.

scarydog wrote:

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God Damn it man I'm high and I ain't been sleepin' right, don't show Me these things!

More porn deals in the works

In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick.

Octomom art. . . needs more tentacles!

Nothing like a encouraging this crap...

I watch so little TV I wasn't even aware of Douche and Bitch Plus Eight until I read about it here.  I suspect the Octosow Show will be canceled because of poor ratings.