High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Do You Have A Loose Vagina? NSFW

fnord · 2009-03-18 04:33:37

Are you sexually undesirable and an inadequate human being because of vaginal enlargement caused by childbirth and insertion of inappropriate objects into your vagina?

phoQ · 2009-03-18 07:58:54

VAGINA SIZE RELATED QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.
I am 18 years old and my vagina is tight, my index finger hardly fits, I want to have it this tight all my life, can I perform non-surgical procedures at my age to prevent me from becoming big?

Woody · 2009-03-18 08:09:47

Our specialized non-surgical procedures for tightening, toning and restoration of the vagina to a feminine state, focus on each woman’s individual needs. We focus the techniques in restoring a more normal, more appealing size to the female organ. One that gives your femininity back to you, in a youthful and feminine state, allowing you to feel adequate with your body and with your partner.
• You will no longer suffer from embarrassing size problems.
• Feel every inch of your partner inside of you tightly.
• Enjoy sex and experience orgasms during coitus.
• Experience life with a tight and normal vagina, like other women.
• Grip a finger or member firmly with your tight vagina.
• Increase your femininity becoming happier and more comfortable with your body.
• Enjoy an increase of self-esteem and confidence.

Is gripping a finger firmly really a draw here? Hmmm...I guess for the mother who has only two hands, but three kids crossing the street. Perhaps.

GooberMcNutly · 2009-03-18 08:53:22

Or married to a Japanese man?

Scotty · 2009-03-18 09:16:17

Woody wrote:
Is gripping a finger firmly really a draw here? Hmmm...I guess for the mother who has only two hands, but three kids crossing the street. Perhaps.

God I miss you.

Woody · 2009-03-18 09:59:08

Scotty wrote:
God I miss you.

God has left me too, my child. The bastard.

Taint · 2009-03-18 13:28:05

Nothing subtle here.

headkicker_girl · 2009-03-18 14:23:13

Many of the procedures are easy to follow and perform without any special needs or requirements other then some of your time and your vagina.

Darn. I was going to use someone else's vagina.

Taint · 2009-03-18 14:25:17

headkicker_girl wrote:
Many of the procedures are easy to follow and perform without any special needs or requirements other then some of your time and your vagina.
Darn. I was going to use someone else's vagina.

You've probably just set off a firestorm of wide scale fappage among the heteroneanderthal set of High Street.

Johnny_Rotten · 2009-03-18 14:40:31

Taint wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
Many of the procedures are easy to follow and perform without any special needs or requirements other then some of your time and your vagina.
Darn. I was going to use someone else's vagina.
You've probably just set off a firestorm of wide scale fappage among the heteroneanderthal set of High Street.

Heh. for some reason that reminds me of the show I saw on discovery last night. Where a former hot Tlingit indian girl was describing what it was like to be a teamster Alaskan pipeline worker when she went for chow in the camp cafeteria. Being only 1 female to 100 men she said there would be a sea of eyes all watching her from the moment she walked in. She described the look as " I could tell from their eyes that my eating chicken with my fingers was the most erotic thing they had ever seen."

Ah, an upside of affirmative action hires, not such a bad thing after all.

Last edited by Johnny_Rotten (2009-03-18 14:41:46)