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George Orr · 2009-03-24 20:08:41

I loathe possums but I have to admit I've never seen a cuter picture of one.*

*For a given value of "cute," of course.

Dmtdust · 2009-03-24 20:45:11

Possums aren't cute, and they aren't cats. Obnoxious creatures at the best of time. Charmless.

George Orr · 2009-03-24 21:56:21

There is a possum living behind our new abode, on the other side of the fence out back. We only get glimpses of it in the dark, but the thing's a fucking monster.

Oh, and Dust is correct; they most definitely are not cats.

George Orr · 2009-03-24 21:56:47

George Orr · 2009-03-24 21:59:35

jesusluvspegging · 2009-03-25 10:12:11

Link to YouTube page

Dmtdust · 2009-03-25 11:38:29

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Link to YouTube page

Hat. Same Page. Hat.

Dmtdust · 2009-03-25 11:38:42

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

jesusluvspegging · 2009-03-25 11:46:35

Well fuck me with a chainsaw and call me Maple, I hatted the crap out of myself didn't I?

Dmtdust · 2009-03-25 11:50:08

Nothing I haven't done....

tojo2000 · 2009-03-25 13:42:36

Taint · 2009-03-25 13:54:48

jesusluvspegging wrote:
Well fuck me with a chainsaw and call me Maple, I hatted the crap out of myself didn't I?

Grade A or Grade B?

choad · 2009-03-27 01:27:47

~click~

jesusluvspegging · 2009-03-27 03:44:34

Link to YouTube page

...and the thrilling sequel

Link to YouTube page

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George Orr · 2009-03-27 19:12:33

sigmoid freud · 2009-03-27 22:18:33

George Orr wrote:
I loathe possums but I have to admit I've never seen a cuter picture of one.*
*For a given value of "cute," of course.

This was on Cheezburger one Xmas, captioned "Fa la la la la la la la".

Taint · 2009-03-27 22:54:10

sigmoid freud wrote:
George Orr wrote:
I loathe possums but I have to admit I've never seen a cuter picture of one.*
*For a given value of "cute," of course.
This was on Cheezburger one Xmas, captioned "Fa la la la la la la la".

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/09 … 5c8e_h.jpg

OK, now you're simply high-jacking the cat thread. Opossum pictures belong in the Yes-we-agree-they're-cute-but-they're-still-opossums-and-so-they're-actually-kind-of-gross thread.

I mean, really.

Dmtdust · 2009-03-27 22:56:09

Siggy... I am about to start bombing you with Leper Pics, Tard Dramas and more...

I hates da Possums.

tojo2000 · 2009-03-27 23:18:12

+1

Go start a Possum Party thread if you think there's enough interest.

lechero · 2009-03-27 23:33:41

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lechero · 2009-03-27 23:37:11

tojo2000 · 2009-03-27 23:39:29

lechero wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_cat_fur_drying.jpg

Now that's the spirit, lechero. I fixed that picture for you so it wouldn't be hotlinking, though.

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George Orr · 2009-03-27 23:42:41

lechero wrote:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Sz83qFFwJP4/S … possum.jpg

Enough with the horrible prehistoric mammals already, or I swear I'll sticky a Possum Thread. Don't test me on this.

sigmoid freud · 2009-03-27 23:59:56

Dmtdust wrote:
Siggy... I am about to start bombing you with Leper Pics, Tard Dramas and more...

I hates da Possums.

Don't make me repost the naked mole rats.

lechero · 2009-03-28 00:06:49

Dmtdust · 2009-03-28 00:23:54

sigmoid freud wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Siggy... I am about to start bombing you with Leper Pics, Tard Dramas and more...

I hates da Possums.
Don't make me repost the naked mole rats.