I charge less and I don't bite (that's extra). Pick me up on the corner of 24th and Van Buren if you wanna party.

But wait!

Did she love his nuts?

I just wonder what they used to mop up the blood and spit.

This could be quite the opportunity -- PD labs could be a whole new untapped market, provided that Shamwows preserve DNA evidence for testing and analysis.

pALEPHx wrote:

rcade wrote:

The guy may have bad taste in hookers, but he's the Babe Ruth of the infomercial pitch. Never have more products been sold by someone less sincere.

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I gotta agree, here.

As far as I can recollect, the Nathan's Car Wash (and polish) was the very first infomercial (at least the first one I saw). It was titled "Amazing Discoveries" (or something like that) and my cousins and I (who were high at the time) were like, "wtf is this, a half-hour long commercial" "wtf?!?!?".. we were very disturbed at this new form of media...

My cousins received the product, applied it to their cars and proceeded to head to the jiffy-wash with a bag of fireworks. They lit off several fountain fireworks and shot the hood of the car with roman candles.

As advertised, the black marks just wiped right off....

I've now heard tell that Mr. Shlomi is a former Scientologist. Since a lot of actors who have joined have done so following substance abuse problems and looking for meaning to lead them out of that slavery, does this surprise anyone? Looks like he's back on the crack anyhow.