#2 2009-04-09 21:57:16
"THIS IS MY BUSINESS CARD! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"
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#3 2009-04-10 01:16:45
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#4 2009-04-10 06:32:02
I used to design crap like that for wannabe execs in NYC all the time. I have to admit, the guy knows more about die-cutting and embossing than your average poser, but what does he really DO that merits a $4 card?
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#5 2009-04-10 08:33:15
pALEPHx wrote:
I used to design crap like that for wannabe execs in NYC all the time. I have to admit, the guy knows more about die-cutting and embossing than your average poser, but what does he really DO that merits a $4 card?
He builds crowds, GAURANTEED!
Didn't you pay attention?
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#6 2009-04-10 13:56:21
He is so proud of something that is unnaturally large and pops up when least expected. Wonder what he's compensating for?
I got my business cards printed at OfficeMax. I'm so ashamed...
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#7 2009-04-10 13:58:07
Zookeeper wrote:
I got my business cards printed at OfficeMax. I'm so ashamed...
Your business card is CRAP! I bet it fits in a rolodex.
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#8 2009-04-10 14:06:25
See you fools fail to see the majesty of the creature before you! This guy is a post-adolescent northeast douchebag who has survived molting in tact! That is extremely rare. Typically the common NJ or MI orangeskinned douchebag molts soon after reaching sexual maturity to become the standard North American Guido.
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#9 2009-04-10 14:11:18
orangeplus wrote:
See you fools fail to see the majesty of the creature before you! This guy is a post-adolescent northeast douchebag who has survived molting in tact! That is extremely rare. Typically the common NJ or MI orangeskinned douchebag molts soon after reaching sexual maturity to become the standard North American Guido.
I don't know which is worse: the woman in question or the guy who went through all the trouble to document it. Orange! You're back!
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#10 2009-04-10 14:12:08
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Zookeeper wrote:
I got my business cards printed at OfficeMax. I'm so ashamed...
Your business card is CRAP! I bet it fits in a rolodex.
Where people might be able to access it when it they need it. God forbid.
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#11 2009-04-10 14:15:43
Taint wrote:
Where people might be able to access it when it they need it. God forbid.
That was my immediate thought on his rolodex comment. I wonder how many of his cards have gotten thrown away because they were inconvenient vs. how many have been pitched because he's a worthless douche?
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#12 2009-04-10 15:24:39
orangeplus wrote:
Her momma warned her that if she kept making that face it would get stuck that way did she listen?
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#13 2009-04-10 22:18:03
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Taint wrote:
Where people might be able to access it when it they need it. God forbid.
That was my immediate thought on his rolodex comment. I wonder how many of his cards have gotten thrown away because they were inconvenient vs. how many have been pitched because he's a worthless douche?
Did he expect they were just going to put them on the mantle or display them proudly on their desks at work because THEY got a four-dollar die-cut jobber from some self-important douchebag? I'd set fire to thing, just to see if the voodoo worked.
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#14 2009-04-11 00:21:43
pALEPHx wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Taint wrote:
Where people might be able to access it when it they need it. God forbid.
That was my immediate thought on his rolodex comment. I wonder how many of his cards have gotten thrown away because they were inconvenient vs. how many have been pitched because he's a worthless douche?
Did he expect they were just going to put them on the mantle or display them proudly on their desks at work because THEY got a four-dollar die-cut jobber from some self-important douchebag? I'd set fire to thing, just to see if the voodoo worked.
I'd tear it in half while looking him dead in the eye, then throw the halves on the floor.
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#15 2009-04-11 00:44:59
What's the deal with all this giving so much as even the slightest shit about business cards?
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#16 2009-04-11 06:33:52
sigmoid freud wrote:
What's the deal with all this giving so much as even the slightest shit about business cards?
I typeset business cards for a few months in the early 80s when memorized equations still ruled and most of my coworkers were displaced linotype operators. I've never understood their appeal either. Literally litter, most destined for the same circular file.
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#17 2009-04-11 06:43:12
My business cards cost about $15 each in quantity. I don't give them out, not only because of the expense but also for the fact that they're unreadable without the cryptographic key.
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#18 2009-04-11 07:31:41
My business cards are made of solid Cesium and have to be kept in a protective oil bath at all times.
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#19 2009-04-11 07:39:51
jesusluvspegging wrote:
My business cards are made of solid Cesium and have to be kept in a protective oil bath at all times.
Trade?
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#20 2009-04-11 07:42:44
opsec wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
My business cards are made of solid Cesium and have to be kept in a protective oil bath at all times.
Trade?
Not at today's Cesium prices.
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#21 2009-04-11 08:06:29
jesusluvspegging wrote:
opsec wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
My business cards are made of solid Cesium and have to be kept in a protective oil bath at all times.
Trade?
Not at today's Cesium prices.
Understandable, and besides I just realized I have all the Cesium I'll ever need.
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#22 2009-04-11 16:58:43
Frankly, I'm surprised that nobody here has posted that they use rolling paper for their business cards...
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#23 2009-04-11 18:44:55
Zookeeper wrote:
Frankly, I'm surprised that nobody here has posted that they use rolling paper for their business cards...
Clay tablets. Much more traditional.
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#24 2009-04-11 18:48:01
My business card is solid copper and takes about 30 seconds to heat up to branding temperature.
The trick is to keep shaking the suit's hand until the card's hot while engaging his attention so he never sees it coming.
Won't lose that one, will ya, ya tie wearing motherfucker.
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