Realizing full-well that many of our members here on High-Street are self-involved fucks who have decided to breed for their own little self-serving purposes, I present to you this public service announcement.  Parents, does your childrens know how to identify a pervert should they come across one?  Don't fool yourselves.  We'r . . .  They're everywhere.

And, for you horn-dogs out there (Hi, Dirck!).

Now, let's see what Jim did wrong.

Well, for starters, he didn't smack some manners into the bitch when she behaved as a spoiled child.  Other than that, he seemed to be doing all right as far as I could see.

Last, but not least, I don't want to neglect High-Street's fudge-packing community.  Gentlemen, watch your "hot dogs" out there when you attend the next Gay Pride parade in Cum-Gargle, California.

After-Thought:  As much as I bitch about this damnable BBCode, I do have to admit that it's nice not to have to fuck with embed coding.