#2 2009-04-14 20:32:39
"The Plank" usually works well for me. Sitting down has always been a non-starter... I've got an elongated john, but I still scrape the front.
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#3 2009-04-14 20:36:20
I always just rub out a quick one, and then go pee.
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#4 2009-04-14 21:04:08
Done the lunge, and the plank.
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#5 2009-04-14 21:33:01
"It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself."
Is this true? Every single day, urine on the floor, the wall, and the guy? This is totally upsetting.
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#6 2009-04-14 21:37:12
icangetyouatoe wrote:
"It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself."
I'm never having a man spend the night again. GROSS
Well, if you make sure he get's that wood taken care of before he wakes up... no issue* right?
*(sorry.. there's some issue, but a certainly lot less).
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#7 2009-04-14 21:45:37
You know, I revised it to make it less, over the top grossed out, but I'm still a little horrified. A good case for setting the alarm a little earlier, certainly.
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#8 2009-04-14 21:50:41
icangetyouatoe wrote:
"It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself."
Is this true? Every single day, urine on the floor, the wall, and the guy? This is totally upsetting.
Only if he is a barbarian.
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#9 2009-04-14 21:52:52
Alright, I'm starting to feel a little better here. Thanks.
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#10 2009-04-14 22:38:52
It missed the most obvious solution. Just pee in the shower. Who cares where it goes as long as everything gets rinsed down?
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#11 2009-04-14 23:44:26
Course, lace curtain Irish always move the dishes before they pee in the sink.
Toe, these guys are all standing on their heads and blowing smoke. Far as I'm concerned, it's impossible to pee with a rodney.
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#12 2009-04-15 00:24:52
choad wrote:
Toe, these guys are all standing on their heads and blowing smoke. Far as I'm concerned, it's impossible to pee with a rodney.
That would be medically correct as the urinary ducts close off when the phallus is in an erect state. There is an "in-be-tween point" "coming down" where the phallus is still semi-erect, and the ducts open a-gain; But, the phallus is pliable enough to achieve a decent "aim" at that point.
Don't give me that look! Human Biology and psychology are my only real hobbies out-side of alcohol and crystal-methedrine. Need-Less to say, I'm a load of fun at parties.
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#13 2009-04-15 01:38:53
I'm a big fan of the plank, myself, although strong arming has gotten me through a few times.
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#14 2009-04-15 02:38:23
choad wrote:
Course, lace curtain Irish always move the dishes before they pee in the sink.
Toe, these guys are all standing on their heads and blowing smoke. Far as I'm concerned, it's impossible to pee with a rodney.
Obviously you are not as multi-talented as some. heh.
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#15 2009-04-15 08:51:17
choad wrote:
Toe, these guys are all standing on their heads and blowing smoke. Far as I'm concerned, it's impossible to pee with a rodney.
SOMEbody needs to do his man-kegels.
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#16 2009-04-15 09:15:34
I'm a subscriber to a combo of the strong-arm and the heel lift..takes a a bit more of the torque out of the spine .
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#17 2009-04-15 09:27:27
Zookeeper wrote:
It missed the most obvious solution. Just pee in the shower. Who cares where it goes as long as everything gets rinsed down?
Oh, we all immediately thought of it, but we're trying not to gross out the ladies too much.
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#18 2009-04-15 13:07:16
Just walk outside, flip it out and let it fly.
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#19 2009-04-15 13:19:16
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Zookeeper wrote:
It missed the most obvious solution. Just pee in the shower. Who cares where it goes as long as everything gets rinsed down?
Oh, we all immediately thought of it, but we're trying not to gross out the ladies too much.
Too late!
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