#1 2007-11-05 11:13:11
I was just thinking about how much I used to think I would like to flick my tongue around and in RT's anus, or rub GO's whoopie-button, or feltch my own jizz from Feisty's puckerbrownster, and how, now, the thrill is gone.
Gone.
I'm saddened by this.
Sure, I could still get excited (maybe) by fisting Tiger, or banging Cherry's corpse (after disinfecting it so as to eradicate any lingering STDs from Dirck) - but, overall, I have lost that loving feeling for the ladies of the now dead Cruel.com.
Just thought I would share.
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#2 2007-11-05 11:24:04
I'm pretty sure they're not fapping to your ass either, Dreamboat.
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#3 2007-11-05 11:25:44
Life is indeed cruel, is it not?
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#4 2007-11-05 11:27:39
That's OK - there are at least three queers here, and you'll make a fourth. -=pENIx isn't around at the moment, but I'm sure he'll give you a chocolate cruller when he comes. Vivent le Sororite and all that.
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#5 2007-11-05 11:31:08
Sofa - I get pleasure just knowing that somewhere, Horse is weeping, and fapping to the thought of me.
All is well.
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#6 2007-11-05 11:32:51
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That's OK - there are at least three queers here, and you'll make a fourth. -=pENIx isn't around at the moment, but I'm sure he'll give you a chocolate cruller when he comes. Vivent le Sororite and all that.
Wilber, I know Rog has claimed dibs on you, but I think I love you.
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#7 2007-11-05 11:40:11
New York Jew wrote:
Sofa - I get pleasure just knowing that somewhere, Horse is weeping, and fapping to the thought of me.
All is well.
Now that I agree with.
It just dawned on me why you're obssessed with assholes.
It takes one to love one.
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#8 2007-11-05 11:43:41
sofaking wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
That's OK - there are at least three queers here, and you'll make a fourth. -=pENIx isn't around at the moment, but I'm sure he'll give you a chocolate cruller when he comes. Vivent le Sororite and all that.
Wilber, I know Rog has claimed dibs on you, but I think I love you.
Now that was fucking evil. Thank you for helping me stay thin.
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#9 2007-11-05 11:44:53
sofaking wrote:
Wilber, I know Rog has claimed dibs on you, but I think I love you.
BACK OFF, Bitch.
That means you too, Sofie.
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#10 2007-11-05 11:47:30
Roger_That wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Wilber, I know Rog has claimed dibs on you, but I think I love you.
BACK OFF, Bitch.
That means you too, Sofie.
Lulz!
Seriously, Wilber is a most welcome n00b. He never fails to amuse me.
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#11 2007-11-05 11:48:56
yes. He's the only n00b that won't suffer much hazing here due to his word-gift.
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#12 2007-11-05 12:03:01
I suggest we jello wrestle for him and sell the event on the front page to generate revenue. It would have to be green jello, though...red's not my color.
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#13 2007-11-05 12:16:54
Last edited by whosasailorthen (2007-11-05 12:17:09)
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#14 2007-11-05 12:23:20
Ladies - please. All this talk of jello wrestling is making it difficult to keep my laptop on my lap.
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#15 2007-11-05 12:34:09
I think Jew is smoking some serious mind-altering crack.
I'm not sure why my asshole has all of a sudden lost it's loving feeling, but hey...I"m not sure that's such a bad thing.
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