#1 2009-04-23 23:39:03
Click Click!
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#2 2009-04-23 23:48:53
Sounds as if someone isn't getting enough.
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#3 2009-04-24 00:06:21
I hope you aren’t referring to me. I posted the article because it’s a Neanderthal laff riot. The illustration alone caused me to giggle.
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#4 2009-04-24 00:20:18
Fnord, masturbation doesn't count.
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#5 2009-04-24 01:11:59
Actually, Fnord, I wasn't referring to you although it begs the question: do they have sex in that strange, barren region of the empire in which you live?
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#6 2009-04-24 01:19:26
Believe it or not, sex does occur in my undisclosed corner of the empire. All but a very few disturbed people in this world like sex, independent of their race, orientation, or political views.
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#7 2009-04-24 01:22:01
I wonder if there's a gay version, or we're just supposed to presume all the rest of us are promiscuous because that's what the straights say.
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#8 2009-04-24 01:38:12
pALEPHx wrote:
I wonder if there's a gay version, or we're just supposed to presume all the rest of us are promiscuous because that's what the straights say.
Are you promiscuous because you switch hands ever so often? Really Pale, quit being so defensive. It is okay to be Gay, really.
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#9 2009-04-24 01:39:06
Some good comments:
"The only question is: Do I still have the emails of the girls I’d like to forward this post to?"
Oof.
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#10 2009-04-24 01:48:53
fnord wrote:
Believe it or not, sex does occur in my undisclosed corner of the empire. All but a very few disturbed people in this world like sex, independent of their race, orientation, or political views.
I beg to differ. But then again, I married someone who's family is Celtic and with almost the same mix of Irish and Scots on one side.
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#11 2009-04-24 08:12:00
pALEPHx wrote:
I wonder if there's a gay version, or we're just supposed to presume all the rest of us are promiscuous because that's what the straights say.
What's the matter Pale? Not getting any? I thought you guys could get it any time you wanted. Isn't that part of the appeal?
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#12 2009-04-24 09:13:59
I only need one clue:
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#13 2009-04-24 12:55:58
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
What's the matter Pale? Not getting any? I thought you guys could get it any time you wanted. Isn't that part of the appeal?
Oh, in college, all I had to do was go to a party, a bar, or just wander down the dorm hall. In NYC, I could get some just walking out my front door. Since moving to Phoenix, however, it's been awfully...dry. I prefer to say I had enough sex for three lifetimes, during my twenties, but for the vast majority of my 30s, it's just been boring, boring, boring. Perhaps, this is some sort of penance, but it's not like I'm the first Jew who ever went into the desert looking for something more meaningful.
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#14 2009-04-24 13:04:59
pALEPHx wrote:
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
What's the matter Pale? Not getting any? I thought you guys could get it any time you wanted. Isn't that part of the appeal?
Oh, in college, all I had to do was go to a party, a bar, or just wander down the dorm hall. In NYC, I could get some just walking out my front door. Since moving to Phoenix, however, it's been awfully...dry. I prefer to say I had enough sex for three lifetimes, during my twenties, but for the vast majority of my 30s, it's just been boring, boring, boring. Perhaps, this is some sort of penance, but it's not like I'm the first Jew who ever went into the desert looking for something more meaningful.
Do you really want to spend 40 years in Phoenix?
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#15 2009-04-24 13:31:11
Taint wrote:
Do you really want to spend 40 years in Phoenix?
I'd rather die. Just point me to the Promised Land.
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#16 2009-04-24 13:34:21
pALEPHx wrote:
Taint wrote:
Do you really want to spend 40 years in Phoenix?
I'd rather die. Just point me to the Promised Land.
300 miles northwest, my dear.
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#17 2009-04-24 17:35:02
All of the things in that list are the things that I'm attracted to. I love bar sluts. I wouldn't want to be married to one. I have a great wife but I do love the skank.
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