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#1105 2009-04-11 20:28:42
Dmtdust wrote:
I think the orange cat is the wife.
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#1106 2009-04-11 21:16:48
pALEPHx wrote:
I think the orange cat is the wife.
Stanley, former CPA, arrives at the state pen in a great state of trepidation. Poor little Stanley is scared out of his wits by the prospect of being locked in a cage with these... these ANIMALS for five years.
The hacks walk him to his cell, and his cellmate is the biggest, toughest-looking God Damned nigger Stanley's ever seen. The guard leaves.
Stanley, white as a sheet and sweating piss, carefully makes up his bunk (the bottom) and sits down on it. A massive heaving of the creaking steel bedframe betrays his new cellmate moving to sit down next to him.
Giant Prison NIgger lays one anaconda-like arm around Stanley and says, in a perfectly reasonable tone of voice, "Now, one-a us is gon' hafta be da husband, and one-a us gon' hafta be da wife. Which you wanna be?"
Stanley's heart leaps around his ribcage like a startled rabbit, and he squeaks, "th... the husband?"
Giant Prison Nigger grins a brilliant gold-and-platinum smile and says, "Aight. Now get over here an' suck yo wife's dick."
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#1107 2009-04-13 03:38:13
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#1108 2009-04-14 03:05:42
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#1109 2009-04-14 20:16:57
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#1110 2009-04-14 20:30:44
George Orr wrote:
Man, I hate that. Especially while I'm typing.
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#1111 2009-04-14 20:31:17
George Orr wrote:
Pentium 4 set kitty on fire.
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#1112 2009-04-15 15:26:15
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#1113 2009-04-17 02:56:06
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#1114 2009-04-17 12:28:51
Not one of you pussies ever had the spine to post this. That's sad.
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#1115 2009-04-17 13:50:52
You're right. I'm pathetic.
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#1116 2009-04-17 18:22:55
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#1117 2009-04-18 14:04:13
trainspotting1.jpg
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#1118 2009-04-19 18:17:15
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#1119 2009-04-19 19:02:17
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#1120 2009-04-20 14:33:05
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#1121 2009-04-21 10:13:42
#1122 2009-04-23 20:20:18
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#1123 2009-04-23 20:36:43
Dmtdust wrote:
Reminds me of any number of Chuck Jones cartoons.
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#1124 2009-04-23 20:38:28
Taint wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Reminds me of any number of Chuck Jones cartoons.
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#1125 2009-04-24 00:51:38
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#1126 2009-04-24 17:59:05
#1127 2009-04-24 19:00:26
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#1128 2009-04-24 20:09:16
More Maru... I love this Kittah so much!
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#1129 2009-04-24 22:30:22
Dmtdust wrote:
More Maru... I love this Kittah so much!
Maru is indeed an awesome cat. I wonder how well he hunts?
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#1130 2009-04-24 23:06:05
Maru has got to be one of the most well-documented cats around right now.
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#1131 2009-04-24 23:17:57
Taint wrote:
Maru has got to be one of the most well-documented cats around right now.
What meaning has our lives, if we know so much about the behavior of Maru the Anonymous Japanese Cat?
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#1132 2009-04-24 23:19:08
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Taint wrote:
Maru has got to be one of the most well-documented cats around right now.
What meaning has our lives, if we know so much about the behavior of Maru the Anonymous Japanese Cat?
Obviously, our lives have deeper meaning and are filled with joyousness and pleasure.
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#1133 2009-04-24 23:20:44
Taint wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Taint wrote:
Maru has got to be one of the most well-documented cats around right now.
What meaning has our lives, if we know so much about the behavior of Maru the Anonymous Japanese Cat?
Obviously, our lives have deeper meaning and are filled with joyousness and pleasure.
At no greater resolution than three hundred and twenty by two hundred and forty.
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#1134 2009-04-25 00:40:50
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#1135 2009-04-25 01:04:47
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#1136 2009-04-25 01:50:05
That's a trippy looking little book you've got there.
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#1137 2009-04-25 13:49:41
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#1139 2009-04-26 16:50:25
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#1140 2009-04-26 16:51:15
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#1141 2009-04-26 17:28:58
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#1142 2009-04-27 02:01:26
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#1143 2009-04-28 14:22:51
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#1144 2009-04-28 17:32:53
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#1146 2009-04-29 01:03:01
Dmtdust wrote:
Watch Drummer Cat and more funny videos on CollegeHumor
You're shilling for CollegeHumor now?
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#1147 2009-04-29 01:12:43
sigmoid freud wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Watch Drummer Cat and more funny videos on CollegeHumor
You're shilling for CollegeHumor now?
Did you like it, or not? If not, then you don't have to watch. Bitch yes, obviously.
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#1148 2009-05-02 15:04:45
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