Dumbfuck, too bad he didn't have any friends to take care of him.

The cops really ought to investigate that new technology called nets....  I hear you can actually capture and disable someone without putting them at risk.

Last edited by Emmeran (2009-04-23 01:38:05)

just remove the r

orangeplus wrote:

just remove the r

I'm not even gonna tell you assholes my nickname......

wut?

Excellent Title.

That's about the most ineffectual policing I have ever seen. They outweighed him about 4 to one (plus 30 lbs of duty belt each...) yet couldn't subdue or control him without running the batteries down on their tazers, including tazer shots to the front and back of the neck.

Fail to the cops.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

. . . including tazer shots to the front and back of the neck.

And, worse, directly to the chest.  If he had gone in-to cardiac-arrest, those fascist Mother-Fuckers would have some explaining to do about now.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

What happens if you taze somebody across the spine?

They make funny faces and flop around.

GooberMcNutly wrote:

That's about the most ineffectual policing I have ever seen. They outweighed him about 4 to one (plus 30 lbs of duty belt each...) yet couldn't subdue or control him without running the batteries down on their tazers, including tazer shots to the front and back of the neck.

Fail to the cops.

You're kidding, right?

Since the advent of the tazer, cops no longer break a sweat. Tazering is way too much fun for them. Since they experienced it, themselves, they feel everyone who even looks cross-eyed at them is due to be tazed.

It is a tazing fiesta in the land of the jack-booted these days.

Decadence wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

. . . including tazer shots to the front and back of the neck.

If he had gone in-to cardiac-arrest, those fascist Mother-Fuckers would have some explaining to do about now.

I am sure that there would have been an *in depth* internal investigation and the three officers would have been put on paid leave for a few months until everything cooled down and the investigation would have turned up "the officers did everything by the book" and they would be back on duty, well tanned from their vacation.

Heh. Tazers. My workplace is a subsidiary of a large German company which periodically sends young interns out to experience life/work in another country and another division. One of these interns recently joined our department. Shortly after his arrival, I was joking with him, but the humor was lost in translation, which was kind of awkward.

I said, "relax, I'm just teasing you." Which resulted in even more confusion. "Taze? Tazing?" he asked with an unhappy look, miming the motion of holding something in his hand and pushing a button with his thumb while saying "zzzzzt." Not exactly a banner moment in intra-company relations.

ptah13 wrote:

. . . and "probably using drugs".

Yeah, I beleive that we've previously established that there is no "probably" about it.  I think that we've basically established a tendency to attract Meth-Heads and Pot-Heads here.

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