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hedgewizard · 2009-04-29 09:08:59

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/cops- … 3662643612

My Mom left us on the side of a highway. It's effective. I've only had to make my monsters believe I'll toss them out by pulling over once. If you make the threat you better follow through.

GooberMcNutly · 2009-04-29 09:56:35

I have walked home a few blocks a couple of times myself. But now I just pull over and turn the car off and grab a book and start reading. They usually calm down in 10 minutes or so. When it's quiet, I can drive again. In Florida, lack of AC or the ability to roll down your window usually brings them around quickly.

fnord · 2009-04-29 13:34:05

Would the police prefer the mother take the kids home and administer beatings in private? There are times when the Nanny State needs to butt out.

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orangeplus · 2009-04-29 13:40:14

Fuck you hedgehod, for making me watch a commercial which included the phrase "let's put our rally caps on!"

sofaking · 2009-04-29 13:48:09

The secret is to have your kids 9 years apart so they don't bicker.

Taint · 2009-04-29 14:04:50

sofaking wrote:
The secret is to have your kids 9 years apart so they don't bicker.

Not having children seems to be working so far.

hedgewizard · 2009-04-29 18:59:29

orangeplus wrote:
Fuck you hedgehod, for making me watch a commercial which included the phrase "let's put our rally caps on!"

I didn't see the commercial. in fact, I didn't watch the vid there. When a search turned up AOL as a source I couldn't resist.

choad · 2009-04-29 19:08:19

hedgewizard wrote:
My Mom left us on the side of a highway. It's effective. I've only had to make my monsters believe I'll toss them out by pulling over once.

I drove my wild child to a maximum security boobie hatch and goose stepped her to the door. The ride home was peaceful. After that...

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