High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Cornell Cuts the Cheese

karenw · 2009-05-10 22:26:51

Thanks to the brightest engineering minds in the country, we can now scientifically measure our flatulence.

Taint · 2009-05-10 22:34:30

Karenw! Where you been?

exdwarf · 2009-05-10 23:27:14

High above Cayuga's waters,
There's an awful smell.
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
We know it's Cornell.

choad · 2009-05-10 23:44:00

Have I mentioned my notsolittle brother can fart the star spangled banner? For real. I had the bottom bunk or I'd never have lived to tell about it.

Dmtdust · 2009-05-10 23:57:13

choad wrote:
Have I mentioned my notsolittle brother can fart the star spangled banner? For real. I had the bottom bunk or I'd never have lived to tell about it.

You know, you need a web cam planted on your forehead. I swear, you have lived a strange time...

orangeplus · 2009-05-10 23:57:40

So this says it's possible for me to fart so powerfully I could put someone in a coma when they cop the first breath of it?

Must buy more legumes.

Taint · 2009-05-11 00:10:39

orangeplus wrote:
So this says it's possible for me to fart so powerfully I could put someone in a coma when they cop the first breath of it?

Must buy more legumes.

And crucifers. Lots of crucifers.

tojo2000 · 2009-05-11 00:12:37

Taint wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
So this says it's possible for me to fart so powerfully I could put someone in a coma when they cop the first breath of it?

Must buy more legumes.
And crucifers. Lots of crucifers.

You're going to EAT JESUS?!?

MSG Tripps · 2009-05-11 00:21:32

Unlike Jesus, crucifers might make you regular.

tojo2000 · 2009-05-11 01:09:28

My mistake, obviously a crucifer is a picture of Satan hanging from a cross.

choad · 2009-05-11 01:41:42

Manterns...the candles for men

edit: I cut out almost all dairy from my diet 10 years ago and for the first time began to recognize the distinctive flavors my women friends emitted, occasionally. This did not go over well. Each, I shit you not, urged me to eat more ice cream, pizza and whole milk.

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karenw · 2009-05-11 07:23:54

Taint wrote:
Karenw! Where you been?

Hi sweetie! I've been working a lot lately. And today I'm taking the hubby in for his second back surgery in 6 months -- the same disc herniated again.