I pissed all over the front steps and wooden doors of Our Lady Of Sorrows in Santa Barbara on several occasions when walking home drunk on my ass.  As a friend of mine put it, “The Catholic Church has pissed on the world for centuries, it’s time they get pissed on.”

I once got a really great blowjob in between the buttresses (Hold your tongue: the joke's too obvious) of a huge Anglican church in Toronto.

Well, if you discount the show room of that men's clothing store, and the kitchen in that cafe where I worked, and the various bars and cars, and the CBC building in Montreal, and the university library stacks, and the different gyms, and the driveway on 17th Street behind that SUV, and that artist's studio, and all those other places (including my bedroom even)... I don't know. There's a convenience store in Souix Lookout, Ontario where I haven't gotten head. Does that count?

Dmtdust wrote:

fnord wrote:

I pissed all over the front steps and wooden doors of Our Lady Of Sorrows in Santa Barbara on several occasions when walking home drunk on my ass.  As a friend of mine put it, “The Catholic Church has pissed on the world for centuries, it’s time they get pissed on.”

I can understand that.  It also explains much about Fnord's Secret Life _TM

What?  I was in my twenties; the Santa Barbara police swarm the downtown area at bar closing time looking for drunk drivers.  I couldn’t always hold my bladder until I got home.  Like you didn’t go bar hopping at that age?

While I wouldn’t literally piss on a Catholic Church today, I still think the Catholic Church deserves a figurative pissing on at every possible opportunity.  It has a hand in much of the misery in the world today.  They discourage poor people from engaging in family planning, trapping millions in a life of poverty and starvation.  They oppose the use of condoms to prevent AIDS and are thus responsible for millions of deaths.  They interfere with the right of women to control their own bodies, forcing millions to give birth to unwanted children or risk their lives at the hands of quack abortion procedures.  And of course Catholic priests molest millions of children.  And then there are the numerous Crimes Against Humanity the RCC is guilty of over the past two millennia.