#2 2009-05-12 21:32:14
Please, tell me how you really feel.
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#3 2009-05-12 22:16:34
The beginnings of a nice insult thread, I see.... OK, I'm game....
"If you were any more stupid, someone would have to come in twice a week and water you."
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#4 2009-05-12 22:22:00
D.C.? Hell, this could apply to anyone there.
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#5 2009-05-13 00:34:31
My personal favorite has always been "He's so stupid he thinks Beirut's an aftershave."
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#6 2009-05-13 01:08:40
"Your entire family is evolutionary cul-de-sac."
"You have a lot of potential... and unfortunately always will."
"He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath." (credit to W. Churchill)
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#8 2009-05-13 17:19:42
The poster of the Craig's List item is obviously in love. Who else would spend so much time composing such a tirade of insults?
Some of my favorite oldies:
He's as nervous as Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.
She's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Her ass is as wide as an axe handle.
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