#2 2009-05-13 08:33:12

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.”

A tortured cry for attention.

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#3 2009-05-13 12:51:58

More lube would probably have saved her.

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#4 2009-05-13 14:02:21

Regardless of how middle school the story line is I encourage and applaud new attempts to create Urban Legends!!

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#5 2009-05-13 22:34:10

GooberMcNutly wrote:

A tortured cry for attention.

I suspect it was more like a lot of moaning, followed by prolonged screaming, with a thumpy finale.

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