What kind of a dumbass goes to an xtian college to study biology?

fnord wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

What kind of a dumbass goes to an xtian college to study biology?

His parents couldn’t afford to have three children in college at the same time.  The Christian school offered a generous scholarship, so he took advantage of an opportunity that presented itself.  That part is completely understandable.  I was offered a full scholarship to a Jesuit school, and if I hadn’t had other options I would have taken them up on it even though I’m not Roman Catholic.

I have questions about the student who cruised the net for gay porn and then turned him in to the administration.  Isn’t it a violation of Christian school rules to look at porn, especially gay porn?  Why isn’t he under investigation by the school?

Yeah, isn't that kind of like the little brat who used to tell on you for opening your eyes during prayer?

fnord wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

What kind of a dumbass goes to an xtian college to study biology?

His parents couldn’t afford to have three children in college at the same time.  The Christian school offered a generous scholarship, so he took advantage of an opportunity that presented itself.  That part is completely understandable.  I was offered a full scholarship to a Jesuit school, and if I hadn’t had other options I would have taken them up on it even though I’m not Roman Catholic.

...but you have to admit that there's a big fucking difference between a Protestant college and a school run by the Jesuits.  I understand that there's a joke among Jesuits that they've made as many atheists as they have Catholics.  Apparently, as educators, they're pretty determined to teach a person how to think.

...this post is brought to you by anecdote and hearsay

choad wrote:

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whosasailorthen wrote:

Cripes, how'd this guy get to be a pron star?  He's hung like a fucking elf.

http://www.queerclick.com/images/2008/1 … salvo1.jpg

He's hung like a fucking elf but appears to have a cavernous asshole....  He's probably a bottom!!!

whosasailorthen wrote:

Cripes, how'd this guy get to be a pron star?  He's hung like a fucking elf.

http://www.queerclick.com/images/2008/1 … salvo1.jpg

And how long did it take you to find THAT little gem? Got it bookmarked?

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Taint wrote:

He would work a couple weekends per month, flying out on Friday and returning Sunday night in time for Monday classes and typically making between $3,000 and $5,000 -- and sometimes as much as $8,000 -- per scene.

I call bullshit. Even in gay porn, guys don't make that much in a flick. He's making that money as a prostitute.

I call bullshit. Even if he was the hardest working bottom in gay porn would he be able to pull in $1000 a shot for prostitution. It's not like he has a patent on assholes.

If it's true, he must have mad skills. Look for a "how to" book soon. Not enough prostitutes retire to write "how to" books. Every other profession does. I wonder why?

No, that's really in the realm of believability. I know a few guys who pull in some pretty serious money as "escorts". Actually, in a lot of cases, escorting is exactly what they do, but there are plenty of men out there who are willing to pay a metric butt load of cash for a, um, butt load.

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just discovered the internets, did we?

No, doucherocket. I just didn't have you [jesus]pegged for a gayporn surfer. You still had to pick an image.

pALEPHx wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Just discovered the internets, did we?

No, doucherocket. I just didn't have you [jesus]pegged for a gayporn surfer. You still had to pick an image.

You got it, Einstein... I had to look up and choose a nude picture of a man whose name has appeared in the news as a male porn model.  Guess that makes me gay as a jaybird, Palesex. 

Following that theory, we're well matched, as it seems you like bears.  (How long did it take you to find THAT little gem? Had it bookmarked?)

pALEPHx wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

BEARS: #1 Threat to America today.

Link to YouTube page

I would have to agree. WTF, meet Bear Force One. BF1, meet wtf.

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Decadence wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

[Guess that makes me gay as a jaybird, Palesex.

Call him P3N1X.  For some reason that we've yet to discern, he rather likes that (I don't even want to know . . .).

Thanks.  And here I was rather thinking he was a member of the pale sex.

BTW, is his real name Richard?  I thought for sure I remembered him as a Dick.

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2009-05-12 13:03:45)

Decadence wrote:

Call him P3N1X.  For some reason that we've yet to discern, he rather likes that (I don't even want to know . . .).

No, I am not into bears...but neither am I into latino twinks with tiny cocks.

For Pale....

pALEPHx wrote:

Decadence wrote:

Call him P3N1X.  For some reason that we've yet to discern, he rather likes that (I don't even want to know . . .).

No, I am not into bears...but neither am I into latino twinks with tiny cocks.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Decadence wrote:

choad wrote:

Must we really compel the testimony of Jewjewbee about Decadunce, Decatense, Decasense and Decaduh?

Hey, cut me some slack.  I was feeling a bit Decatense last night.

And, just where in the hell did Jew take off to?  Did his psychiatrist for-bid him from hanging out with us a-gain?

Jew = pALEPHx

fnord wrote:

Jew = pALEPHx

We eagerly await your point.