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orangeplus · 2009-05-14 01:32:54

A model displays lingerie maker Triumph International’s new “Konkatsu Bra,” literally meaning “marriage-hunting” bra, in Tokyo. The bra features a countdown clock showing the marriage deadline set by the wearer and when an engagement ring is inserted between the cups, the melody of “The Wedding March” is played to celebrate the engagement. The characters on the bra read, “now hunting for a husband.”

Fled · 2009-05-14 08:45:03

whosasailorthen · 2009-05-14 10:56:13

Dmtdust wrote:

Ya see, that's why I hate shavers... there's always stubble left, and I end up feeling like I'm licking a longshoreman's face. I'll take soft fur.

icangetyouatoe · 2009-05-14 12:39:49

icangetyouatoe · 2009-05-14 12:46:05

icangetyouatoe · 2009-05-14 12:54:14

icangetyouatoe · 2009-05-14 12:54:43

I just put that last one up to piss off the pissers.

Emmeran · 2009-05-14 13:05:56

This would seem to call for: Panda Toe Separators

Dmtdust · 2009-05-14 14:20:19

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scarydog · 2009-05-14 14:52:22

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jesusluvspegging · 2009-05-14 15:34:24

Clicky!

Dmtdust · 2009-05-14 20:18:34

Zombie Elvis · 2009-05-14 20:34:58

orangeplus · 2009-05-14 21:11:05

from Found Magazine

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floorcookie23 · 2009-05-14 21:18:36

Zombie Elvis wrote:
http://i44.tinypic.com/sqpcnr.jpg

Dmtdust · 2009-05-14 21:22:34

A special Twink for our own Batman. You know who you are.

scarydog · 2009-05-14 22:27:13

floorcookie23 wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
http://i44.tinypic.com/sqpcnr.jpg

Perfection! Slow but SOOO good. I half-expected a projectile blood-pus spurt (like wound vomit) but stringy ooze works for me!

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Stewart Larkin · 2009-05-14 22:53:15

orangeplus wrote:
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCmus … o1_500.jpg

Axl Rose and family

scarydog · 2009-05-14 23:13:36

Scotty · 2009-05-15 00:35:21

whosasailorthen wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Ya see, that's why I hate shavers... there's always stubble left, and I end up feeling like I'm licking a longshoreman's face. I'll take soft fur.

You're licking it wrong, then.

sigmoid freud · 2009-05-15 01:23:39

jesusluvspegging wrote:
http://woa2.com/beware-of-the-cactus/
Clicky!

I've scant sympathy for twerps not wearing good protective gear, on road or off.

orangeplus · 2009-05-15 01:51:06

sigmoid freud · 2009-05-15 02:09:43

Helmet? Check. Leathers? Check. Gloves and boots? Check.

scarydog · 2009-05-15 03:04:15

http://woa2.com/genetical-effects-of-ma … -pakistan/

Compare to:

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Dmtdust · 2009-05-15 12:27:17

Dmtdust · 2009-05-15 14:03:33

jesusluvspegging · 2009-05-15 23:08:57

Oh, B.F. Skinner you bastard! You magnificent bastard!

whosasailorthen · 2009-05-16 00:15:45

Dmtdust · 2009-05-17 01:49:36

I'm gone for a day, and you guys fall down on the job, eh?

scarydog · 2009-05-17 04:00:49

scarydog · 2009-05-17 04:03:02

tojo2000 · 2009-05-17 04:18:17

Dmtdust wrote:

And then one day they broke open and spiders came out!

floorcookie23 · 2009-05-17 04:54:46

scarydog · 2009-05-17 05:46:22

Even the chimp cackles at this victim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_mw75Q … re=related

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scarydog · 2009-05-17 06:34:15

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scarydog · 2009-05-17 09:01:36

Stewart Larkin · 2009-05-17 12:34:48

sigmoid freud wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
http://woa2.com/beware-of-the-cactus/
Clicky!
I've scant sympathy for twerps not wearing good protective gear, on road or off.
http://www.sfurbanmoto.com/pics/road_rash1.jpg

Yea this was pretty funny,riding with shorts and tennis shoes.

pALEPHx · 2009-05-18 01:08:18

jesusluvspegging wrote:
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … anding.jpg

Hmm. Now I'd give anything to know what the third image was that PB found offensive. Pigeons, maybe?

jesusluvspegging · 2009-05-18 01:42:48

pALEPHx wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … anding.jpg
Hmm. Now I'd give anything to know what the third image was that PB found offensive. Pigeons, maybe?

Baby in a box

Taint · 2009-05-18 01:54:55

jesusluvspegging wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … anding.jpg
Hmm. Now I'd give anything to know what the third image was that PB found offensive. Pigeons, maybe?
Baby in a box

Diapers, topless... no wonder they axed it.

floorcookie23 · 2009-05-18 02:05:27

scarydog wrote:
Even the chimp cackles at this victim:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_mw75Q … re=related

What a douche bag. My uncle took me to the zoo when i was about 7 with his daughter, a llama spit at us and he continued to spit at the llama and threaten it. He started to climb the fence to "fuck it up" and we were told to leave.

I like to imagine that this guy was mauled by those chimps that were laughing at him in the background. I also like to think he wound up with his nose torn off and his genitals mutilated like this guy.

www.thesun.co.uk/.../news/article1364810.ece

scarydog · 2009-05-18 03:55:35

scarydog · 2009-05-18 03:57:00

Notice the candy packages "waiting in the wings." Their moment is coming.

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fnord · 2009-05-18 05:06:37

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scarydog · 2009-05-18 06:32:36

Dmtdust · 2009-05-18 12:24:46

For Fnord!

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whosasailorthen · 2009-05-18 13:38:57

Dmtdust wrote:
For Fnord!

Nobody does it better:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v … 32b4870364

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v … 4214496e6e

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