#101 2008-11-03 22:09:04

sofaking wrote:

I just wanted to gross everyone out.

Success! Artificially edulcorated, but success nonetheless.

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#102 2008-11-04 09:23:42

badperson wrote:

I transfer to United for my domestic flight home. I forgot about my treasure until I hit security. The TSA agent escorts me out of security and I check my carry on to the tune of $75.00 which the United ticket agent took great pride in being a cunt about.

You could have just offered to finish the bottle before going back through security.

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#103 2008-11-04 17:18:09

GooberMcNutly wrote:

badperson wrote:

I transfer to United for my domestic flight home. I forgot about my treasure until I hit security. The TSA agent escorts me out of security and I check my carry on to the tune of $75.00 which the United ticket agent took great pride in being a cunt about.

You could have just offered to finish the bottle before going back through security.

In the frame of mind I was in at the time, I very nearly offered to use it to perform amateur plastic surgery on that cunt ticket agent's face. Her attitude still makes my blood boil a year later. Even more so because every single United employee (except for the flight crews) I encountered on my trip was rude, incompetent, and went out of their way to act like I had personally insulted them by flying their fucking airline.

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#104 2008-11-04 19:47:02

Wow! Chill out and have a drink.




Sofie,

Dr. Pepper and Crown was a no go for me. I followed you on the Fresca and gin and it was good but this one is a thumbs down.

Hint: Try Ginger ale (diet is fine) and Seagram's Apple Twisted Gin.

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#105 2008-11-04 21:30:24

Screw the alcohol. I'm still recovering from the pot brownie I ate last night.

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#106 2008-11-04 21:34:20

Bigcat wrote:

Wow! Chill out and have a drink.




Sofie,

Dr. Pepper and Crown was a no go for me. I followed you on the Fresca and gin and it was good but this one is a thumbs down.

Hint: Try Ginger ale (diet is fine) and Seagram's Apple Twisted Gin.

You can't win them all. It tasted kinda like Southern Comfort to me.

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#107 2008-11-05 01:47:35

After a bottle of Jager and can of Coke Zero

Banjo paddles off,  buck naked in his pirogue!

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#108 2008-11-05 10:20:58

In honor of this mornings new direction for our country, comrades:

http://www.hermantse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/img_0126.JPG

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#109 2008-11-06 03:53:42

Tonight's dipsomaniacal activities were mostly dedicated to the Unibroue brewery in Que-beck.
Here's a couple you Yanks might not know:
This is Fin du Monde - The End of the World - a personal favourite. A triple fermented "golden ale" that carries a 9% punch. Yeah there's yeast n the bottom of the bottle so pour carefully.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_fin-medaillon.gif
And thisee here is Maudite - The Damned. It's an 8% "red ale," also bottle fermented. A bit yeasty, but you get used to it, and it has a complex offering of flavours.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_maudite-medaillon.gif
Here's the Gift of God, a triple wheat, refermented in the bottle, smooth and rich and 9%.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_dondedieu-medaillon.gif
And finally - damned delicious, but not from Unibroue, from Lindeman in Belge, a lambic framboise: 
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_lind_framboise_bott.gif
but not as good as my all-time favourite specialty beer - Morte Subite (which sadly I didn't have tonight):
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_mortfram.jpg

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#110 2008-11-07 22:24:45

http://www.cokesolutions.com/lam/MEDIA_CustomProductCatalog/m400145_Jack_and_Coke.jpg

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#111 2008-11-09 01:05:56

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3470/dcp3062yo4.jpg

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#112 2008-11-09 01:25:13

The Jager is flowing nicely!

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_tubgirl.jpg

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#113 2008-11-09 02:09:38

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/6277/dcp3063sp2.jpg

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#114 2008-11-09 04:27:46

Scotty wrote:

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/i … -21028.jpg

http://www.innisandgunn.com/

*sticky this so we can sample the horrible taste in alcohol JLP has.*

Its 4:30AM here in Richmond, drinking Pepsi and Grey Goose 70/30 mixture.

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#115 2008-11-09 04:28:37

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tonight's dipsomaniacal activities were mostly dedicated to the Unibroue brewery in Que-beck.
Here's a couple you Yanks might not know:
This is Fin du Monde - The End of the World - a personal favourite. A triple fermented "golden ale" that carries a 9% punch. Yeah there's yeast n the bottom of the bottle so pour carefully.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … aillon.gif
And thisee here is Maudite - The Damned. It's an 8% "red ale," also bottle fermented. A bit yeasty, but you get used to it, and it has a complex offering of flavours.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … aillon.gif
Here's the Gift of God, a triple wheat, refermented in the bottle, smooth and rich and 9%.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … aillon.gif
And finally - damned delicious, but not from Unibroue, from Lindeman in Belge, a lambic framboise: 
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242 … e_bott.gif
but not as good as my all-time favourite specialty beer - Morte Subite (which sadly I didn't have tonight):
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_mortfram.jpg

I'm a personal fan of La Fin Du Monde myself.

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#117 2009-05-13 18:29:27

A friend of mine in the local brew club hooked me up with some mead he had made last Friday.  That stuff went down like sweet ambrosia and why it's not mass marketed is beyond me.  The same guy brews the best dark ale I have ever tasted and usually makes all of his drinks in ten gallon increments.

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#118 2009-05-15 08:24:08

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2329/2394564592_c15a58dcb8.jpg

Excellent.

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#119 2009-05-15 09:09:53

Sadness.  The southeast seems devoid of the below concoction because distributors are fucking stupid.

http://www.ccl-autosleeve.com/images/k-cider-sleeve-big.jpg

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#120 2009-05-15 11:53:34

The water drips onto the sugar cube above the absinthe.
http://i42.tinypic.com/k2om8j.jpg

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#121 2009-05-15 13:00:55

icangetyouatoe wrote:

The water drips onto the sugar cube above the absinthe.
http://i42.tinypic.com/k2om8j.jpg

My 4 spigot in action...


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#122 2009-05-15 13:02:59

I gotta get one of those.

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#123 2009-05-15 13:20:18

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I gotta get one of those.

They are very handy.

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#125 2009-05-15 17:27:08

Nice bottle of Linum B6 ya got there, JLP.  Not a big cold water fish eater are ya?

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#126 2009-05-15 17:44:02

Scotty wrote:

Nice bottle of Linum B6 ya got there, JLP.  Not a big cold water fish eater are ya?

I'll eat any fish put in front of me, but I usually only eat it as a special occasion kind of thing, due to cost.

That's not my countertop.  I found that picture.

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#127 2009-05-15 18:47:43

http://pub.storagelake.com/stroh-80-lg.jpg

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#128 2009-05-15 19:58:24

Went to the ABC tasting tonight and drank five of their summer ales (a hoppy hefeweisen).

http://www.classiccitybrew.com/acat09_bottles.JPG

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#129 2009-05-15 21:07:17

sic

Cheap-ass whiskey.  So go fuck yerself!

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#130 2009-05-15 22:42:45

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Went to the ABC tasting tonight and drank five of their summer ales (a hoppy hefeweisen).

http://www.classiccitybrew.com/acat09_bottles.JPG

Also had four of those Highland Brewing Black Mocha Stouts, which are fantastic fucking beers.

After this beer empties itself into My gullet, it'll be Luksusowa and NOS.

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#131 2009-05-15 22:44:59

Can someone bring me some liquor?  There are three12-year-old boys at my house and they are getting on my nerves.  How anyone could possibly think of middle school boys as sexually desirable is beyond me.

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#132 2009-05-15 22:53:55

headkicker_girl wrote:

There are three12-year-old boys at my house and they are getting on my nerves.  How anyone could possibly think of middle school boys as sexually desirable is beyond me.

WORK IT GIRL!

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#133 2009-05-15 23:01:26

jesusluvspegging wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

There are three12-year-old boys at my house and they are getting on my nerves.  How anyone could possibly think of middle school boys as sexually desirable is beyond me.

WORK IT GIRL!

Ew, ew, ew.

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#134 2009-05-16 07:03:15

headkicker_girl wrote:

Can someone bring me some liquor?  There are three12-year-old boys at my house and they are getting on my nerves.

Console yourself the three aren't infinitely worse 12-year-old girls biding time until you flee into sodden slumber. Boys you can banish outside to play in traffic.

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#136 2009-05-19 18:22:41

Confession time. To the question, "What are you currently drinking?", the only reason I can always answer truthfully is because on those rare occasions I drink, it's always the same tipple and it always has the same effect. After half a $2.25 pint of Guinness stout, I fall blissfully asleep, no matter where I am, usually for eight hours. I can not drink and never could.

So What Are You Currently Smoking? Send Samples Or STFU.

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#137 2009-05-19 18:24:39

Guinness is crap.

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#138 2009-05-19 18:38:01

jesusluvspegging wrote:

crap

Guinness can be very good.

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#139 2009-05-19 18:46:25

MSG Tripps wrote:

Guinness can be very good.

Yeah, if you're already drunk.

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#140 2009-05-19 18:57:35

Around the world you should go.

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#141 2009-05-19 18:59:00

MSG Tripps wrote:

Around the world you should go.

I will grant the possibility that in Ireland, Guinness does not suck.

In America, however, it does.

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#142 2009-07-23 22:41:15

In order:

1 Standard kitchen blender
1 6 oz can frozen limeade concentrate
1 1/2 lb Frozen Strawberries, whole or sliced.  This is approximate and should fill your blender to top, if not add a touch more.
8 oz White rum

Blend until smooth and serve in chilled glasses.

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#143 2009-07-23 23:49:07

White Rum: cause you're a girl.

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#144 2009-07-24 00:01:18

jesusluvspegging wrote:

White Rum: cause you're a girl.

No, because I'm not wasting this

http://images.send.com/100149_big.jpg 15 year since the pic is for shit

this

http://lastheplace.com/images/article-images/Christmas_/Flavors/10_Cane_Rum.jpg

or this

http://www.refinedvices.com/newsimages/rum/Angostura1919.jpg

on daiquiris.

Actually I have been known to use the 10 Cane when I have friends over, but when I'm just wasting time by myself why indulge?

*EDIT And because these

https://www.weinquelle.com/fotos/s6595.jpg

&

http://www.boozebasher.com/images/rum/FlordeCanaBlack.jpg

are dark berry rums; blackberry, blue berry, MAYBE with some raspberries for tartness.

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#145 2009-07-24 00:02:46

By the way, I took my first foray into homebrewing beer tonight.  I'll let y'all know how it comes out in ~3 weeks.

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#146 2009-07-24 17:29:03

http://www.jdcollectorspage.com/images/cocktails1.JPG

Because even gay bikers get thirsty.

(concept stolen from Dribbleglass)

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#147 2009-07-26 04:58:08

[sigh] Just plain ol' vodka. Switched down from 100º to 80. I yearn for the days when I could get "Devil's Springs" 190 proof. My liver probably wants to fall out my ass and file under the Witness Protection Program, claiming, "Help. He's trying to murder me."

That leaves a pair of kidneys to wreck. Muah-ha-hah.

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#148 2009-08-23 18:23:31

http://pub.storagelake.com/MojitoAdulterations.JPG

I'm adulterating Mojitas.  It's not as porn as it sounds. 

pALEPHx wrote:

That leaves a pair of kidneys to wreck. Muah-ha-hah.

You can just say you rectum... [rimshot].

OK, on pain of banishment I'll never pun like that again.

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#149 2009-08-23 18:53:23

I cannot stomach the flavor of mint in drinks.  Mint is a chewing gum and toothpaste flavor.  I have for years now been conditioned that you do not swallow that flavor.

*shudder*

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#150 2009-08-23 18:53:51

jesusluvspegging wrote:

By the way, I took my first foray into homebrewing beer tonight.  I'll let y'all know how it comes out in ~3 weeks.

Well‽

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