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jesusluvspegging · 2009-05-10 14:38:28

floorcookie23 wrote:
kitteh

They're reruns, but we'll forgive you 'cause it's such a long thread.

Why not type up some sordid details of your exhibitionist lifestyle and post it (not in this thread)? Be sure to give it a bit of a proofreading, as we don't permit grammatical laziness around here until you've established yourself, like Dirck. (Of course, Dirck is a "special" case since his butchery of the language is actually more difficult than writing normally.) Most web browsers will check your spelling for you, these days, and the shift key is the next-to-bottom row on your keyboard. There's one to the left of the letter 'Z' and another to the right of '/'.

We ask a little bit of effort from our noobs, and the ability to take a never-ending stream of our shit. The first part is easy.

EDIT: also, this board uses BBcode for markup, and it's a bit easier than mucking about with html. For example if you were to put:

Code:

[img]http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/jesusluvspegging/alienvspredator.jpg[/img]

in a post. you'd get this:

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floorcookie23 · 2009-05-11 02:32:48

Thank you so much for you're advice. I think i just might keep posting, I like it around here, you guys are silly and I think I'm sufficiently weird to keep everyone entertained. As for grammatical accuracy... I'll try for now, but my person opinion is that its just yuppie anal retentiveness. Correct grammar is for rich kids, if you can understand what I am trying to communicate than whats the big deal?

the other kitty

tojo2000 · 2009-05-11 05:44:54

Floorcock:

Not only is grammar not optional, but there is a thread for dog pictures, and it's called Dog's Breakfast. I'm stone drunk, and even I can communicate better than you. There are 12-year-olds who have an excuse for not using correct grammar when posting, but they really shouldn't be hanging out at the big kids' table. They should be eating Jello with bananas in it, along with the retards and that one old guy who is probably retarded, too, but nobody wants to ask him.

If you insist on not using the rules of grammar and punctuation then we will be forced to assume that you're a 'tard that is incapable or proper communication.

Oh, you might also realize, while we're at it, that you aren't "weird" or "strange" enough to impress us. Just contribute; it's either entertaining or it's not. Trying too hard is proof of the negative.

jesusluvspegging · 2009-05-11 10:50:16

If you can't use the language correctly, then you cannot communicate your ideas intelligently. If you cannot communicate your ideas intelligently, then we can't tell whether or not you're an imbecile. If we can't tell whether or not you're an imbecile, then you're an imbecile.

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Taint · 2009-05-11 13:12:48

Floorcookie, I admire your tenacity. Keep posting, although do not under any circumstance post dog pictures in the kitty thread. We've had to deal severely with previous infractions and it wasn't pretty. As was advised, don't worry about being weird or strange: simply let your online persona shine through and we'll laugh along or rip you to shreds as is befitting that particular post.

Decadence · 2009-05-12 04:37:08

Where in the fuck is Snowball any-way? Isn't it her responsibility to deal with such idiocy? If we don't all "do our part," the system tends to "break-down" like this - Not very pretty, is it?

scarydog · 2009-05-13 02:06:27

Did I see a post from Taint back there? [purrrrrrr]

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George Orr · 2009-05-16 18:11:50

Hi, y'all.

I been away a while.

And, just because it's the latest meme:

Link to YouTube page

George Orr · 2009-05-16 18:12:22

Taint · 2009-05-16 18:35:59

George! I miss you!

scarydog · 2009-05-17 06:49:12

scarydog · 2009-05-17 06:49:38

tojo2000 · 2009-05-17 13:21:36

scarydog wrote:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2092/353 … ecc1_o.jpg

I like the time-lapse image of the Satanic Roomba in the background.

floorcookie23 · 2009-05-17 13:42:42

boyfriend and girlfriend

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square · 2009-05-17 16:59:23

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

Vaginator · 2009-05-18 21:10:34

George Orr · 2009-05-19 20:03:04

“The Jesusita Fire in Santa Barbara, CA last week caused these two to take shelter together. The fawn is 3 days old and the bobcat about 3 weeks. The fawn came from somewhere in the fire and the bobcat from Carpintaria. They immediately bonded and snuggled together under a desk in the Santa Barbara County Dispatch Office for several hours.”

Die of the cute. Die.

tojo2000 · 2009-05-19 20:12:11

/me dies

Dmtdust · 2009-05-19 20:24:10

I wonder how that fawn would taste? I love venison, but really tender venison has my mouth watering...

Vaginator · 2009-05-19 20:31:38

Dmtdust wrote:
I wonder how that fawn would taste? I love venison, but really tender venison has my mouth watering...

The cuter it is is directly proportional to it's tastiness? Wonder if baby seal is the same way

Dmtdust · 2009-05-19 20:39:31

It makes one wonder. Baby Back Ribs and all....

jesusluvspegging · 2009-05-19 20:41:55

Suckling venison sounds awesome. Perhaps some manner of venison veal...

Dmtdust · 2009-05-19 20:46:33

jesusluvspegging wrote:
Suckling venison sounds awesome. Perhaps some manner of venison veal...

My point exactly. Nom Nom Nom!

jesusluvspegging · 2009-05-19 20:49:51

Dmtdust wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Suckling venison sounds awesome. Perhaps some manner of venison veal...
My point exactly. Nom Nom Nom!

I think, deer not exactly being the most domesticated of species, you might have to surgically sever certain sinews to prevent them from hurting themselves trying to escape the veal box.

tojo2000 · 2009-05-20 04:38:38

Link to YouTube page

scarydog · 2009-05-20 16:22:42

George Orr · 2009-05-20 17:28:32

lechero · 2009-05-22 03:16:04

Link to YouTube page

tojo2000 · 2009-05-22 04:17:27

lechero wrote:

Link to YouTube page

Most hilarious part of that? Peta.org bought ads on it trying to get people to sign a petition to stop bonzaikitten.com.

Dmtdust · 2009-05-22 20:20:50

George Orr · 2009-05-22 22:47:20

"Cat Yodeling" is already six posts up on this very page, for Cat's sake, Dusty.

Dmtdust · 2009-05-22 23:06:13

George Orr wrote:
"Cat Yodeling" is already six posts up on this very page, for Cat's sake, Dusty.

Well, I was just checkin' to see if you were keeping count. Still unemployed, or did you go back to work yet?

George Orr · 2009-05-22 23:45:34

Unemployed, employed, and unemployed again.

I can take shitty work for decent pay; and I can take shitty pay if the environment is decent; but I couldn't stay in a shithole for shit pay.* I'm looking again. Fortunately I didn't toss all my job-search paraphrenalia when I got hired.

*No, not even in this economy. THAT'S HOW BAD IT WAS.

George Orr · 2009-05-22 23:50:57

Back to the cats.

Dmtdust · 2009-05-23 00:36:04

George Orr wrote:
Unemployed, employed, and unemployed again.

I can take shitty work for decent pay; and I can take shitty pay if the environment is decent; but I couldn't stay in a shithole for shit pay.* I'm looking again. Fortunately I didn't toss all my job-search paraphrenalia when I got hired.

*No, not even in this economy. THAT'S HOW BAD IT WAS.

I am busy trying to re-invent my business. I am not the best employee, but I am a nice businesman, employer. It sucks not being able to provide people with work.