Every last one of my org-psych credits is screaming, "For the sweet love of god, don't serve purple kool-aid at these presentations."

These people are like the reparative therapists of the Office Retreat cottage industry. No one else takes them seriously, and they're glad for it, because they were so, like, totally going for the Not Serious motif, dude.

Kill them all. Then defibrillate the CEO with the Tutankhamun headress and kill him again.