#2701 2009-05-30 00:07:49
For the longest time, I've had the uneasy sense that something was missing from High-Street. Turns out it was Lurch.
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#2702 2009-05-30 01:05:14
You rang?
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#2703 2009-05-30 01:49:09
sigmoid freud wrote:
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So excellent. Perfection!
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#2704 2009-05-30 21:53:38
Credit El Reg.
Credit icangetyouatoe.
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#2706 2009-05-31 01:41:57
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Someone's been reading my diary.
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#2707 2009-05-31 05:59:52
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#2711 2009-06-14 21:04:57
Taint wrote:
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Umm... Before I approve it, wtf IS it?
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#2712 2009-06-14 23:14:58
pALEPHx wrote:
Taint wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/HSbeprepared.jpgUmm... Before I approve it, wtf IS it?
A goofy gas mask.
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#2713 2009-06-15 02:44:34
choad wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
Taint wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/HSbeprepared.jpgUmm... Before I approve it, wtf IS it?
A goofy gas mask.
That's not Goofy! That's Mickey!
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#2714 2009-06-16 02:26:17
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#2716 2009-06-16 13:37:20
choad wrote:
Perfect.
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#2717 2009-06-19 13:11:26
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#2718 2009-06-20 18:57:25
The Sagamore Bridge over the Cape Cod Canal, taken Wed about half past seven. I'll h-s adapt it if you think it works here, Pale.
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#2719 2009-06-20 19:01:00
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HIGH ST. OBSERVER
bullshit edition
Vol 6 no 9
Tuesday, September 11, 2001
Weather: shitstorm
"Where the fourth estate meets the fifth column"
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#2720 2009-06-20 19:56:05
jesusluvspegging wrote:
"Where the fourth estate meets the fifth column"
The rest of that stuff is merely cute; but this last line is fucking golden.
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#2721 2009-06-20 22:21:54
Thankya, thankya
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#2722 2009-06-20 22:36:26
George Orr wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
"Where the fourth estate meets the fifth column"
The rest of that stuff is merely cute; but this last line is fucking golden.
Sometimes he actually pulls it off, and well. Tip o' hat smarty pants.
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#2723 2009-06-20 22:37:14
Yeah, but my signal:noise ratio is crap.
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#2725 2009-06-20 22:59:06
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Thankya, thankya
Forgettin' your lines already?
Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week!
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#2726 2009-06-20 23:00:32
choad wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Thankya, thankya
Forgettin' your lines already?
Thank you, folks. I'll be here all week!
That's usually what I say when I make a TERRIBLE pun.
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#2727 2009-06-21 19:50:29
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#2731 2009-06-21 20:48:01
Taint wrote:
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I assume you wanted to replace the first one, so I set it to "not shown." If you want it gone, I can delete.
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square wrote:
Taint wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/HStigerladies2.jpgI assume you wanted to replace the first one, so I set it to "not shown." If you want it gone, I can delete.
Please do. Thanks.
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#2733 2009-06-21 21:38:58
Doneded.
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#2738 2009-06-25 19:04:51
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Toss this one up, quick! It's great, but it'll have a short shelf life...
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#2740 2009-06-25 19:36:30
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I approve.
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#2742 2009-06-27 19:16:17
Taint wrote:
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Meh. No. We've got enough of him already, and this one doesn't really DO anything.
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#2743 2009-06-27 20:02:16
pALEPHx wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/HSmichaeljackson.jpgMeh. No. We've got enough of him already, and this one doesn't really DO anything.
Fine, fine. It'll definitely be rhino jizz in your brownies, then.
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#2744 2009-06-29 06:16:44
You can make up for it with a special one for Billy Mays. He'll charge you $19.99 for the rhino jizz, double your order, and send it with FREE SHIPPING!.
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#2745 2009-06-29 23:55:12
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#2746 2009-07-02 02:55:49
sigmoid freud wrote:
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Lame, but I'll let it stay. People don't seem to be doing them as often as they used to.
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#2747 2009-07-02 07:09:57
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#2748 2009-07-02 13:44:55
Fled wrote:
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What happened, Fled? That banner appears to be properly proportioned? Were it not for the shit-font, I'd think that some-body "hacked" your account.
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#2749 2009-07-03 00:05:19
pALEPHx wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
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https://cruelery.com/header/HS-Crush.jpgLame, but I'll let it stay. People don't seem to be doing them as often as they used to.
Yeah, the thrill is gone. Kinda like lolcats and photobombers.
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#2750 2009-07-04 02:15:11
@Sigmoid: Such things die, more or less naturally. It's not like I could say I was fighting the trend, myself. I just figured there were so many out there, why toss more into a mix most people barely pay attention to? A lot of the ones I've lately been compelled to remove belonged to 'Redacted,' now inactive, so there's hardly a controversy. As for making new ones, I don't like the recent selections from the NSFW thread and others. It's almost as if no one seems able to find a disturbing image, offsite.
@Fled: No. It dies, if for nothing else, the use of Comic Sans. The image itself lacks all irony. I know we really can't do bare tits, but a hideous canine, front and center, appeals to no one's worst interests. Spin that wheel again, dear.
Slapping a font on some SpaceGhetto shit aint' workin' no mo, gurlfrenz. If you want to make a banner for High Street, we goss qualitee up in heah. From now on, one-trick ponies will not be considered.
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