#1 2009-10-19 23:52:09
I'm an old-school crueller here on HS for the first time. I don't know how I didn't know about this place - I think I stopped visiting cruel while I was finishing my BA back in '07. In any case, I'm here now, and feeling comforted by all the old familiar names. Speaking of names - I have no clue what name I used on the old site. I wasn't a regular poster, but I did comment from time to time, and was even a vocal participant in the Bonsai Kitten debacle. (Remember the guy who claimed the First Amendment was actually some pages-long pseudo-legal document he found on some nutty libertarian website? Anybody?) So, uh, just wanted to say Hi.
Hi.
And, uh, obligatory cruel content? Happy Stalin:
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#2 2009-10-20 00:24:17
Show your tits of STFU. or something to that effect.
Welcome home lonely pilgrim, welcome home.
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#3 2009-10-20 00:28:47
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#4 2009-10-20 00:34:41
About the time you foolishly decided to concentrate on your schoolwork, I was known as GetReal on Cruel. Some of the people you don’t recognize were on Cruel during that time and have been through several name changes. I hope you remember who you were, assuming of course you don’t have reason for us not to remember your former name!
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#5 2009-10-20 01:06:28
fnord wrote:
About the time you foolishly decided to concentrate on your schoolwork, I was known as GetReal on Cruel. Some of the people you don’t recognize were on Cruel during that time and have been through several name changes. I hope you remember who you were, assuming of course you don’t have reason for us not to remember your former name!
I've used so many names over the years, various places, I have no idea what I used on cruel. Might have been skizziks - that was my email address at the time, so that may be it. Who knows.
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#6 2009-10-20 01:10:58
It's OK choppadoo. I haven't a clue who you were/are/plan to be, so as far as I'm concerned, you can do whatever the hell you want. A dick and/or tit shot is mandatory, however. Um, we've all done it. Yeah. We have, huh, guys?
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#7 2009-10-20 07:10:39
Right, Taint. Yep. That's what we do here.
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#8 2009-10-20 09:39:07
As a very very old (though not the oldest) inhabitant, let me just say: welcome back, and I don't remember you at all. 'Course, it might help a bit if you yourself could remember your old handle.
After the nudie pics, which are kept in a special section of the site*, what we'd appreciate most are links. The good ones are getting scarce, though. I think we're about to use up the Internet.
*Access available by subscription only.
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#9 2009-10-20 10:10:58
It's almost entertaining when I can say that I've seen the penis of at least 3 people from Cruel/High Street (and no, not in person). Weirdos, the lot of you.
And I was "Smitty/Smittylicious" back on Cruel. Also MattDrudge. hAHA. I remember those Matt Drudge days...
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#10 2009-10-20 11:31:54
Roger_That wrote:
It's almost entertaining when I can say that I've seen the penis of at least 3 people from Cruel/High Street (and no, not in person). Weirdos, the lot of you.
And I was "Smitty/Smittylicious" back on Cruel. Also MattDrudge. hAHA. I remember those Matt Drudge days...
Yeah, you in your little pork pie hat....
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#11 2009-10-20 13:57:20
Roger_That wrote:
It's almost entertaining when I can say that I've seen the penis of at least 3 people from Cruel/High Street (and no, not in person). Weirdos, the lot of you.
And I was "Smitty/Smittylicious" back on Cruel. Also MattDrudge. hAHA. I remember those Matt Drudge days...
I can name two of them. Who is the third?
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#12 2009-10-20 14:33:48
So no cock/bweebbs ? Not only that, but everyone is pretty fucking welcoming? I had a similar story of being a regular on cruel and I didn't hear the fucking end of it. Fucking HKG gets better treatment.
Oh internetz, your claws are razor sharp!
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#13 2009-10-20 14:37:41
Setting up for the kill, kim.
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#14 2009-10-20 14:46:03
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Setting up for the kill, kim.
Perfect
One of Cruel's first run ins:
"Supercool 21 Year Olds Shouldn't Die of Cancer, the Cruel Site of the Day for May 21, 1998, was picked as a sincere acknowledgement of the cruelty of the universe. A 21-year-old isn't supposed to drop dead of kidney cancer, and it adds insult to injury when said 21-year-old has skills that would be useful in World Wide Web development. However, my mailbox has been one big can of whup-ass all day long from visitors to Cruel.Com who aren't accustomed to finding sincerity here. I apologize for this error and blame it on the Viagra prescription that has given me numerous entertainment options not previously available. I promise to redouble my efforts to find sites that represent the kind of unjustified anger, unpleasant exhibitionism, and unfortunate circumstances"
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#15 2009-10-20 14:56:45
kim wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Setting up for the kill, kim.
Perfect
One of Cruel's first run ins:
"Supercool 21 Year Olds Shouldn't Die of Cancer, the Cruel Site of the Day for May 21, 1998, was picked as a sincere acknowledgement of the cruelty of the universe. A 21-year-old isn't supposed to drop dead of kidney cancer, and it adds insult to injury when said 21-year-old has skills that would be useful in World Wide Web development. However, my mailbox has been one big can of whup-ass all day long from visitors to Cruel.Com who aren't accustomed to finding sincerity here. I apologize for this error and blame it on the Viagra prescription that has given me numerous entertainment options not previously available. I promise to redouble my efforts to find sites that represent the kind of unjustified anger, unpleasant exhibitionism, and unfortunate circumstances"
Wow. Has Viagra been around that long now?
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#17 2009-10-20 17:28:08
Ooh, looks like Papa has had a religious epiphany. Either that or the lawyers have him ducking and dodging.
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#18 2009-10-20 20:58:38
Scotty wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
It's almost entertaining when I can say that I've seen the penis of at least 3 people from Cruel/High Street (and no, not in person). Weirdos, the lot of you.
And I was "Smitty/Smittylicious" back on Cruel. Also MattDrudge. hAHA. I remember those Matt Drudge days...I can name two of them. Who is the third?
Dirk, Choad... Leatherdruid [shudder]? I guess Ptah doesn't count as that was at fat camp :)
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#19 2009-10-20 21:06:22
That's a pretty concise argument for why it should never happen.
#41 | Posted by rcadeAs much as I love you, I'd definitely be willing to spend money on attorneys to be sure you had to spend money on attorneys if my personal information ever came out on the DR.
Was that a threat?
I don't know.
Just a statement of fact?
Maybe.
Was that a joke?
Is it funny?
#46 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-10-18 09:04 PM | Reply | Flag:
Internet rule #17: never take anyone with an Illuminatus!-derived name seriously.
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#20 2009-12-23 07:50:43
How many cycles of masochism do I have to go through before I LEARN? You people are merciless morons. It's like Nurse Ratchet missed your doses. Choppadoo, I don't care who you are--more importantly, neither do they--run while you still have legs, before you're cut off at the knees by cannibals. Everything they've just said were lies. Pretend to be someone else, suffer in silence for a few months, ignored, and then you will rise, because they sure ain't no cream of any crop I've ever farmed.
Like plenty of others who--perhaps, unlike you--returned and expected their accustomed place, you're less of an asshole. But, on a site that prides itself on an abundance of assholes, it's ironic how no one asshole really stands out. They've become just like a friggin' Mommy-n-Me forum, except for bitches, and not even particularly talented ones.
If you want back into this, then know it's not the format or interaction of Cruel. Lasciate ogne speranza voi ch'intrate. And it's not because they're Cruel-er, it's that they have no idea what they're doing.
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#21 2009-12-23 18:53:12
Then why are you here? asshole.
Did they boot you from the "I'm a little bitchy, whiney fag" board?
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#22 2009-12-25 05:52:33
pALEPHx wrote:
whiggity whiggity whiggity
Someone's been banned from the ivillage forums again.
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#23 2009-12-25 06:30:16
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
whiggity whiggity whiggity
Someone's been banned from the ivillage forums again.
I have a brilliant nephew I met only once, age five, tutoring his 12 year old sister in math and heartbroken over his ivillage ban for telling some stupid cow to, "Suck my balls!" Merry Christmas, Max, wherever you are. You're one of us.
edit: knew i'd seen that somewhere.
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#24 2009-12-25 08:01:36
pALEPHx wrote:
Lasciate ogne speranza voi ch'intrate.
penix
It is Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate. You fucking worthless cockgobbler.
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#25 2009-12-25 08:16:43
Dhal, that's the best kind of gift. Thanks.
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#26 2009-12-25 08:22:32
Hey choad.
Enjoy -
It is the day for Chinese and a movie.
.
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#27 2009-12-25 13:05:09
MSG Tripps wrote:
Hey choad.
Enjoy -
It is the day for Chinese and a movie.
.
Going to see "Up In the Air" -- got a great review of that movie from someone with fair-to-worsening Alzheimer's whose wife died last year: "That movie made me very sad, but I don't know why."
edit: Brain damage must be contagious. I want to see "Up," and would rather pull out my own pubes one by one than see "Up In the Air." Bad Lieutenant POCNO must be playing somewhere.
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#28 2009-12-25 13:34:13
Get thee to Netflix. Up has been out on DVD for a while now.
I haven't seen it yet, but from what I understand the opening scenes consistently reduce strong cynical hard-hearted assholes to helpless tears.
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#29 2009-12-25 13:40:31
bezoar_d'coeur wrote:
Bad Lieutenant POCNO must be playing somewhere.
I just saw that one last night. I found it to be rather dis-ap-pointing (E-Specially in com-parison to the original).
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#30 2009-12-25 19:34:02
Enjoy
Sherlock Holmes
Black Peppered Scallops &
I may be getting closer to a spirit.
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#32 2009-12-30 21:49:25
Pale, I forget why you left, but it's still a good reason.
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