They're all psychotically needy people, constantly craving validation from total strangers whom they will never even see, let alone meet.  I think what you may be asking is who is the most successful attention whore...Who is the best at keeping tongues wagging and blogs updating?  It's such a big field nowadays, I won't even hazard a guess.

If you're as old as I am, there was a time when you looked to the U.K. for the best in rock and roll...What happened?

It's cyclical.  Look back over the last fifty years or so.  We're due for another period when quality music and pop music briefly intersect again--pretty soon, I think; but whence it will originate, who knows?

What an interview.

The lady part is now iffy, and the gaga part is in no doubt whatever.

Makes you wonder what these people are thinking when they open their briefly-celebrated mouths.

Please, tell me that you all aren't really that gullible.  Do you all still believe that Elton John was once rushed to the emergency room where they pumped a gallon of semen from his stomach as well?

AladdinSane wrote:

1. Lady Gaga
2. Britney Spears
3. Kim Kardashian
4. Madonna
5. Victoria Beckham

*Crawls out from under rock*
1. Never heard of her
2. Know who she is
3. Never heard of her
4. Know who she is
5. Never heard of her

Maybe lady Caca just has a Vanessa Del Rio sized clit. 

I hate her. She appeared out of nowhere, and suddenly she has a popularity few could attain. Not for that alone, but I have actually watched her. She is already a master of 'hiding.' She never really shows her face in videos. Everything is a quick cut. In public, she wears shades that would have put Jackie O to shame. I swear, if asked to give a witness sketch, I'd have no idea what she looks like.

Big clit, I believe.



But, if she is truly a he, s/he's really good at tucking.





And her dick needs a tampon...

Thanks for the definitive dick debunking sailor. Hypothetical scenario: You have to make love to one of High-Street’s favorite divas, or die.  Which would you pick? 

or

I’d pick Amy, because she looks like a snuggler.

Christ, I'd go celibate first before I would do either of them.

Get serious. If you could chew on your own cock, would you ever leave the house?

karenw wrote:

Get serious. If you could chew on your own cock, would you ever leave the house?

Who says I leave the house?

Banjo wrote:

I see a Karen Carpenter / Wendy O Williams threesome (exhumed) in my future waaaay before I touch those mud sharks.

Why bother exhuming? Let them do it in the mud. Fitting for all.

karenw wrote:

Forget her nethers. If you look even more closely, you'll see that she is actually a mind-control victim used by the Illuminati to brainwash us all!

The comments are priceless:

You people make me sick. You government stooges, propagating all these ideas about the Illuminati and UFOs and other such nonsense. Nobody be fooled; all of this is government-funded, government-sponsored. What to say comes directly from the top. They’re trying to discredit the whole arena of poking at shadows by filling it with so many apparently crazy people who espouse crazy beliefs that nobody takes ANY of it seriously.

How dare you all. One day your taskmasters will be revealed and you will be treated worse than they are, for your willingness to make up complete fabrications and claim to be on the side of the citizen.

Why do I care what she has? If it has a penis, vagina or a combination of both I don't care. Let's assume for a minute that Gaga is 100% woman; are you attracted to her now? I didn't think so. Whatever version of her you are attracted to is disturbing. That thing is heinous no matter how you look at it. It's like Christina Aguilera had a beauty abortion. IRL, I say pretty frequently that music is like a beauty pageant, something is beautiful to someone that nobody else gets. So by practicing what I preach, good luck to you if this thing gets your rocks off. It's a little like impressionist art to me. I just don't get it, and don't care enough about it to ever get it. I am going to go find some Jillian Michaels pictures to wonder about, at least I CAN fap to her.

Thanks sofaking, I have lurked here for quite a while, I found this subject to be more than I could just casually observe. I fail to understand lady gaga on any level. Her music is crappy, her looks are way beyond anything remotely attractive and her whole claim to fame is to copypasta Madonna and a few clubscene people. If she is this enigma shrouded in a cloak of sexual identity, I still could give two shits. Am I getting to THAT age in my life? I feel like my parents must have felt when I discovered Weezer. Yeah, they didn't care for them. I do know how hard it is to be original in music, and to still sound good. I can appreciate her success, but that doesn't mean I can wrap my mind around it.

I saw part of La GaGa's performance on SNL.  The music is not my cup of tea, but I could see her excellent sense of showmanship and the wonderful rapport she created with her audience.  Yes, comparisons to Madonna are unavoidable; but before Madonna there was Bette Midler (she did awesome stage shows in her day.  I know that's hard to believe today, but she did) and before her there were probably others.

Gags seems to have a tablespoon of talent and a whole shitton of showbiz savvy (much like Madonna, yes).  I applaud her, not because I like her stuff but because when you compare her to the other pop stars out there, you see how much worse it could be.  At least she does it with some intelligence and self-awareness.

I just want to know why I should care about it.

Well, ya got me there.  Why is everyone currently pissing themselves over Tiger Woods' (admittedly EPIC) lack of discretion and good judgment?

Once in a blue moon, I'll wake up craving some nasty glob of fast food, like an Egg McMuffin or Arby's or Burger King--something I'd normally turn my nose up at.  Usually the urge passes, but sometimes the craving will not go away.  It stays with me for days until I finally break down and hit the drive-thru and gobble the nasty horrible delicious whatever-it-happens-to-be. 

I think celebrity "news" is kind of like that.

I can understand the Tiger thing. That's a person that up until the last month has been on a different plane of existence. He has been a superhuman athlete. He routinely did things that I just thought were unreal. On and off the course. He has had to deal with manic highs, and soulcrushing lows. Yet he was consistently mind blowing doing his job. Now all of a sudden he is thrust into a media spotlight and is forced to be human. How he deals with this current situation will quite possibly be how is remembered. I think that even given all this hooplah he is STILL underrated as a golfer. He owns a course when he walks onto it, and is more isolated than Howard Hughes off of it. I for one, am very curious to see how he ultimately handles all of this. I wonder if this is even going to rattle him. I doubt it, but time will tell.

This thread is always listed in the Most-read topics for the past week.  Somebody must give a shit about this Oompa-Loompa

RiggerNiche wrote:

I am the last guy here that will shit on someone's musical taste.

Then I'll go first.  I just heard my first Lady Gaga song last night.  Someone sang one at Karaoke.  It sucked.

Lady Gaga?? 2 words :Niiiiiiice  Diiiick

Her sexuality is back (still?) in the news. I caught this pic on the interwebs today:



I don't know. This could very well be Marilyn Manson.

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Emmeran wrote:

karenw wrote:

Her sexuality is back (still?) in the news. I caught this pic on the interwebs today:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_gagah.jpg

I don't know. This could very well be Marilyn Manson.

WTF is that thing?

It's what you get when you cross Ann Coulter, a linebacker, and marshmallow Peeps.

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