I was in Synagogue this Saturday just past and we have a communal lunch thingy.

I was there in front of my wife, and everyone and  I yelled out to a male friend (who is pretty cool), "Hey (insert name here) you forgot to touch me inapropriately !!"

It's a pretty cool thing to say (I think).

Previously I offered the same friend a big cash incentive if you would do the following:

           * jump up on a table during services
           * wave a pink iPod around
           * scream repeatedly in bad Arabic "MY DOG HAS FLEAS"

He said no. Maybe he has confidence issues.

I still like him, even though he turned me down.