#1 2010-10-03 06:10:54
I was in Synagogue this Saturday just past and we have a communal lunch thingy.
I was there in front of my wife, and everyone and I yelled out to a male friend (who is pretty cool), "Hey (insert name here) you forgot to touch me inapropriately !!"
It's a pretty cool thing to say (I think).
Previously I offered the same friend a big cash incentive if you would do the following:
* jump up on a table during services
* wave a pink iPod around
* scream repeatedly in bad Arabic "MY DOG HAS FLEAS"
He said no. Maybe he has confidence issues.
I still like him, even though he turned me down.
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#2 2010-10-03 06:18:09
Too bad you're not Catholic. Your penance for disrupting a church function would be ten Hail Marys and being assfucked by three priests.
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#3 2010-10-03 06:43:53
fnord wrote:
Too bad you're not Catholic. Your penance for disrupting a church function would be ten Hail Marys and being assfucked by three priests.
Penance, or reward???
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#4 2010-10-03 07:29:15
fnord wrote:
Too bad you're not Catholic. Your penance for disrupting a church function would be ten Hail Marys and being assfucked by three priests.
I'd become Catholic if they promised that I would be assfucked by TEN priests.
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#5 2010-10-03 12:10:02
Consider joining a Hasidim congregation.
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