#1 2011-03-12 21:35:06



If you're wondering whether I hate you, well--I just watched this thing and right now I hate the fucking world.

And I'm damned if I'll suffer alone.

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#2 2011-03-12 21:49:28

My first thought was damn, those white kids lead an awfully fucking boring life, but she redeemed herself when her drug dealer showed up at the end to interject his hip hop cameo.

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#3 2011-03-12 22:06:14

I only lasted :23 seconds, stop punishing yourself, George!

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#4 2011-03-12 22:20:13

What did you do to punish yourself so?

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#5 2011-03-12 22:55:21

Dmtdust wrote:

What did you do to punish yourself so?

I can't explain it.  I think I was paralyzed by the utter abysmal suckitudinality.  My teeth kept trying to reach around to the sides of my skull to chew off my own ears.  Also, I think it gave my computer genital herpes.

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#6 2011-03-12 23:16:51

I liked the "Bus Stop" sign, you know, so you knew she was waiting at the bus stop, when she sang that she was waiting at the bus stop, but then ends up riding off in her friends car, after singing about how hard it is to decide where to sit in said car.

You are right, if anyone needs me later, Ill be hanging from the light fixture in my closet.

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#7 2011-03-14 18:08:54

LIke a moth to the flame I had to go take a look.  Fortunately the video has been taken down due to a copyright claim.

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#8 2011-03-14 18:16:10

Phreddy, I hate to imagine you missing out on a significant development in human culture. Here, enjoy.

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#9 2011-03-14 18:27:52

Taint wrote:

Phreddy, I hate to imagine you missing out on a significant development in human culture. Here, enjoy.

There's a special place in hell Taint for fiends who give second chances to those who've dodged the bullet.  But now that I've left my eyes open for too long I can only say that apart from poor talent, poor script, and lackluster production, the video had nothing to offer.

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#10 2011-03-14 18:36:32

Can't watch dat.

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#12 2011-03-14 23:51:43

Run-of-the-mill shite. No better or worse than Lady Gaga and a hundred others

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#14 2011-03-19 10:09:11

Does it end after the snake?

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#15 2011-03-19 13:10:45

Scotty wrote:

Does it end after the snake?

Snake?

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#16 2011-03-19 15:52:16

ah297900 wrote:

Scotty wrote:

Does it end after the snake?

Snake?

You might be a little too young to get that joke, ah.

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#17 2011-03-19 17:00:29

That raised the bar for awful.

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#18 2011-03-19 18:55:30

Then Who Is Snake?

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#19 2011-03-19 19:52:43

ah297900 wrote:

Then Who Is Snake?



(We also would have accepted

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#20 2011-03-19 20:24:03

So fucking glad I asked.

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#21 2011-03-19 20:25:00

How the hell do I embed a youtube video?

Can we add that instruction to this:
https://cruelery.com/help.php#bbcode

I'm not old, I just never had a computering job.

Anyhow, here's the original version of that song:



Edit:  Fixed that for you.  Here's what the code looks like:

Code:

[youtube]9FISHEO3gsM[/youtube]

Basically take the video code after the "v=" in the URL and paste that between youtube tags.

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

Last edited by tojo2000 (2011-03-19 22:16:26)

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#22 2011-03-19 20:46:14

This has been my favorite cover so far:


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#23 2011-03-19 21:20:18

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_memes-even-samuel-l-jackson-hates-fridays-now.jpg

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#24 2011-03-19 22:08:25

http://www.quantumtom.com.nyud.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/CIMG6221.jpg

The quick guide to posting YouTube videos:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/72_youtubefordummies.png

1. Click the media icon.

2. Click the YouTube icon.

3. Replace ####VIDEO_ID#### with the YouTube video ID.  This is the 11-character code following v= in the address bar.

4. Profit!!!

If you want an advanced challenge, type the [youtube] tags yourself instead of clicking the icons.

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#25 2011-03-19 22:17:52

So let me get this straight:  Yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and THEN comes Sunday?

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#26 2011-03-19 22:18:18

The Wikipedia write-up is pretty classic:  Friday - Critical Reception

Last edited by tojo2000 (2011-03-19 22:18:58)

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#27 2011-03-19 22:47:50

tojo2000 wrote:

So let me get this straight:  Yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and THEN comes Sunday?

No, you big dummy-head--Sunday comes afterwards.  Try to get it straight.  Sheee.

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#28 2011-03-19 23:03:10

P.S. Taffy, thank you; that is far and away the best thing to come out of all this past week's memestorm.

P.S. Tojo, I was not aware the little creature is only 13.  She is wearing enough makeup in her video for four cougars.

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#29 2011-03-19 23:07:45

I just got home from a full day of drinking and an evening of roller derby.  I cannot go to sleep because I am giggling my ass off that GO was on top of that Badger reference.

*EDIT*

AhPook, there was a running joke between I and another cruel poster that the Badger song, when viewed on its original site which looped continuously, would actually end after the snake.  I want to say it was Banjo but I cannot recall if that is entirely correct at this juncture in my inebriation.

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#30 2011-03-20 03:32:09

George Orr wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

So let me get this straight:  Yesterday was Thursday, tomorrow is Saturday, and THEN comes Sunday?

No, you big dummy-head--Sunday comes afterwards.  Try to get it straight.  Sheee.

Afterward - afterward. No "s". Don't make me repeat this.

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#31 2011-03-21 02:39:27

I wonder what her actual voice sounds like.

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#32 2011-03-22 19:49:08

sigmoid freud wrote:

I wonder what her actual voice sounds like.

This:

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#33 2011-03-25 18:39:08

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#35 2011-03-25 21:41:27

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