#1 2012-04-26 13:23:48

Aren't we all so happy that we got rid of that evil Mubarak? 

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

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#2 2012-04-26 15:01:18

Wasn't our place to decide for them. 


Are you now the official missing link?

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#3 2012-04-26 16:12:30

Emmeran wrote:

Wasn't our place to decide for them. 


Are you now the official missing link?

We did decide for them.  The result is the fruits of our meddling.

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#4 2012-04-26 16:14:22

Your narrow mindedness is showing Phreddy.  All cultures are equivalent, and we have no business condemning people with different customs from our own.  Having sex with a recently deceased woman could prove to be a delightful and culturally enriching experience for a non-Egyptian, non-Muslim man such as yourself.

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#5 2012-04-26 16:20:52

WCL

phreddy wrote:

Aren't we all so happy that we got rid of that evil Mubarak? 

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

Dumb, regressive, weird-ass laws that oppress women and guarantee the perpetuation of ignorance and poverty? It sounds to me like the southern states have replicated themselves in the Middle East - score another one for the USA. You are inconsistent Phreddy. Make up your mind.

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#6 2012-04-26 16:45:52

Cunt Licker wrote:

Dumb, regressive, weird-ass laws that oppress women and guarantee the perpetuation of ignorance and poverty? It sounds to me like the southern states have replicated themselves in the Middle East - score another one for the USA. You are inconsistent Phreddy. Make up your mind.

I have made up my mind.  Those dumb, regressive, weird-ass laws to which your refer were all enacted by Democrats.  Not my political party.

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#7 2012-04-26 16:48:18

WCL

phreddy wrote:

Cunt Licker wrote:

Dumb, regressive, weird-ass laws that oppress women and guarantee the perpetuation of ignorance and poverty? It sounds to me like the southern states have replicated themselves in the Middle East - score another one for the USA. You are inconsistent Phreddy. Make up your mind.

I have made up my mind.  Those dumb, regressive, weird-ass laws to which your refer were all enacted by Democrats.  Not my political party.

Nonsense, Phreddy. If you were brown you'd be Taliban.

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#8 2012-04-26 16:58:50

So, I can now fuck my 14 year-old, dead wife? I guess I would want to know what she died from first but, sounds good.

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#9 2012-04-26 17:11:38

I don't know. I've heard that they aren't quite as tight after the bomb vest goes off. Not to mention, it's no fun playing with titties in a bucket.

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#10 2012-04-26 17:36:30

Is this that much weirder than that last kiss good bye after a loved one has passed?  It's a very thin line and could be construed as a last act of love and tenderness.  And what if she wished it Phreddy; what if she saw it as a final parting gift to her beloved?  I don't understand it all of these religious people are freaks to me; from the Baptists to the Catholics to the Muslims and so on.

Romney baptizes dead people, Catholic's fuck children; honestly Phredd - banging your recently passed wife seems a little pale by comparison. 

Besides, then you get a chance to do the things that she had always categorized as happening as: "Over my dead body"!!

(I, myself, can't see how someone could manage an erection in that situation but I've not experienced that situation so what do I know?)

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#11 2012-04-26 17:41:31

Cunt Licker wrote:

Nonsense, Phreddy. If you were brown you'd be Taliban.

You apparently have not been paying much attention to my posts over the years.  Here is a refresher on Phreddy's societal and political persuasions:

Atheist - Check
Pro abortion - Check (but you pay for it)
Legalize all drugs - Check
Pro 2nd Amendment (and all other guaranteed rights) - Check
Against government meddling and surveillance - Check
Pro free market - Check
Strong on national defense - Check
Pro homosexual unions/marriage - Check
Tough on crime - Check
Limited government - Check
Provide safety net for poor and disabled - Check
Personal responsibility - Double Check

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#12 2012-04-26 17:50:14

Em wrote:

Besides, then you get a chance to do the things that she had always categorized as happening as: "Over my dead body"!!

Can't argue with that one.  One small issue which wasn't discussed in the article was that the cause of death among Muslim women is often at the hands of their husbands.  We've heard men say, "I don't know whether to fuck her or beat her to death!".  Well, in this case they do both, but not in the same order as prescribed in American tradition.

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#13 2012-04-26 17:57:47

WCL wrote:

Dumb, regressive, weird-ass laws that oppress women and guarantee the perpetuation of ignorance and poverty? It sounds to me like the southern states have replicated themselves in the Middle East - score another one for the USA. You are inconsistent Phreddy. Make up your mind.

Hey, back off.  Alabama just legalized dildos.  And we can now buy alcohol on Sundays in Georgia.  Except Cobb County.  They still suck donkey dicks.

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#14 2012-04-26 18:10:01

WCL

phreddy wrote:

Cunt Licker wrote:

Nonsense, Phreddy. If you were brown you'd be Taliban.

You apparently have not been paying much attention to my posts over the years.  Here is a refresher on Phreddy's societal and political persuasions:

Atheist - Check
Pro abortion - Check (but you pay for it)
Legalize all drugs - Check
Pro 2nd Amendment (and all other guaranteed rights) - Check
Against government meddling and surveillance - Check
Pro free market - Check
Strong on national defense - Check
Pro homosexual unions/marriage - Check
Tough on crime - Check
Limited government - Check
Provide safety net for poor and disabled - Check
Personal responsibility - Double Check

Based on that list, and your perverse self-identification as a Repubican, I stand by my statement. If you were brown you'd be all of the above...and somehow still a Taliban. Are you living in the past, Phreddy, when Repubicans were something more than crazy inbred christians doing their level best to institutionalize violence and ignorance as the keystones of American culture?

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#15 2012-04-26 18:54:56

WCL wrote:

doing their level best to institutionalize violence and ignorance as the keystones of American culture?

Are you kidding?  This is the mantra of the modern American liberal.  Without institutionalized ignorance sanctimonious intellectuals like you would have no proselytes.

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#16 2012-04-26 19:20:30

phreddy wrote:

WCL wrote:

doing their level best to institutionalize violence and ignorance as the keystones of American culture?

Are you kidding?  This is the mantra of the modern American liberal.  Without institutionalized ignorance sanctimonious intellectuals like you would have no proselytes.

See Phreddy, this is where you go off base - somehow you seriously want government to be involved with how families interact but you don't want them to regulate public sectors.  It's called a Theocracy, big intervention in personal liberties but zero over-sight of the area's renowned for high corruption.

Every time you spout the conservative talking points I'm reminded of the Bush era SEC:  See no evil in corporate transactions and hammer unimportant peons (ref: Madoff, Bear Stearns, Goldman, etc.)

Let me remind you:
  1.  Capitalism because it has a competitive core requires strong regulation and over-sight or it always degrades into corruption and chaos.
  2.  Socialism because it has a cooperative core requires less government and oversight but can degrade into entitlementalism if allowed to remove individual risk.
  3.  Communism/Fascism/Theocracies have both excessive regulation and excessive government along with an extreme amount of corruption.

You've got the recipe all twisted up in your head, so please focus on keeping Government out of my bedroom and instead keeping a watchful eye on the greedy people.

Besides, what do you care if I bang Melons after she has passed - it's really none of your fucking business.

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#17 2012-04-26 19:52:31

WCL

phreddy wrote:

WCL wrote:

doing their level best to institutionalize violence and ignorance as the keystones of American culture?

Are you kidding?  This is the mantra of the modern American liberal.  Without institutionalized ignorance sanctimonious intellectuals like you would have no proselytes.

Phreddy, old phruit, do you happen to have a brain tumour? Are you schizophrenic? Have you spent your entire life cultivating an ethos of confusion, in which black is white and the rational is not? When you look at yourself in a mirror and twitch your left eye, does your reflection twitch its right? No wonder you fit in here - you're mildly but obviously insane. More so than Kathy. More so than I. You're a Klein-bottle balloon that has cast off its lines and floated beyond the logosphere into the Wonderland of your own imagination. What fun for you, to be unrestricted by empiricism or logic. Please - sing us another song!
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#18 2012-04-26 21:32:59

Phwedd Said:

Atheist - Check
Pro abortion - Check (but you pay for it)
Legalize all drugs - Check
Pro 2nd Amendment (and all other guaranteed rights) - Check
Against government meddling and surveillance - Check
Pro free market - Check
Strong on national defense - Check
Pro homosexual unions/marriage - Check
Tough on crime - Check
Limited government - Check
Provide safety net for poor and disabled - Check
Personal responsibility - Double Check

Outside of wanting to suck Coulter's Cock you really are a warm and fuzzy guy, more like a centrist demo(c)rat from the 1980's than anything else.

Quit pretending, and come out of that self-imposed faux right wing closet.  You'll feel better for it!

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#19 2012-04-26 21:58:31

Emmeran wrote:

Is this that much weirder than that last kiss good bye after a loved one has passed?  It's a very thin line and could be construed as a last act of love and tenderness.  And what if she wished it Phreddy; what if she saw it as a final parting gift to her beloved?  I don't understand it all of these religious people are freaks to me; from the Baptists to the Catholics to the Muslims and so on.

Romney baptizes dead people, Catholic's fuck children; honestly Phredd - banging your recently passed wife seems a little pale by comparison. 

Besides, then you get a chance to do the things that she had always categorized as happening as: "Over my dead body"!!

(I, myself, can't see how someone could manage an erection in that situation but I've not experienced that situation so what do I know?)

I'm Catholic, I don't fuck children. (until they are old enough for the fucking and preferably exotic dancers)

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#20 2012-04-26 22:07:15

And if you're Moroccan (http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16189226), you can rape a 16 year old, force her to marry you because of it.

But does that backwater then allow you to fuck her corpse? Probably not, they're stuck in the 20th century.

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#21 2012-04-26 22:30:34

DupeOrNot wrote:

And if you're Moroccan (http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16189226), you can rape a 16 year old, force her to marry you because of it.

But does that backwater then allow you to fuck her corpse? Probably not, they're stuck in the 20th century.

They need more progressive thinkers running Morocco. We should impose our will upon them.

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#22 2012-04-29 09:57:53

oops, sorry Em, no rogering Melons lifeless corpse for you.

It was all just made up hooey.

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