#21501 2012-11-16 07:28:18
Is this what they mean by "diamond in the rough"?
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#21502 2012-11-16 14:07:22
Zombie Elvis wrote:
I've got two shrubs of this on the way. Too small to start stripping yet.
Let me know how that works out ZE, I was under the impression that it didn't grow well / achieve potency on domestic soils. But I could put that down to deliberate misinformation too. Where did you score your shrubberies?
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#21503 2012-11-17 03:43:44
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#21504 2012-11-17 07:12:11
lechero wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
I've got two shrubs of this on the way. Too small to start stripping yet.
Let me know how that works out ZE, I was under the impression that it didn't grow well / achieve potency on domestic soils. But I could put that down to deliberate misinformation too. Where did you score your shrubberies?
A place here in Aus delivers various items mail-order. By the usual strange quirk of the law, some of the products are legal plants with illegal by-products. Some are legal if they exist here, but would not be legal to import. The rest of the products are just off the radar.
I don't know much about making them grow well. Sounds like they like poor soil and hot weather. Not much to lose since a pair of seedlings only cost about $30.
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#21505 2012-11-17 07:25:07
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#21506 2012-11-17 07:26:38
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#21507 2012-11-17 07:41:30
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#21508 2012-11-17 07:57:32
This is why boobs start to sag. It's not age or pregnancy...
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#21509 2012-11-17 11:58:06
Zombie Elvis wrote:
That is hilarious! And erotic at the same time!
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#21510 2012-11-17 13:16:17
lechero wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
I've got two shrubs of this on the way. Too small to start stripping yet.
Let me know how that works out ZE, I was under the impression that it didn't grow well / achieve potency on domestic soils. But I could put that down to deliberate misinformation too. Where did you score your shrubberies?
Our minders must have scanned those shrubs and red lined you two Ni!-Ni!-Ni! nogoodniks by now, so give it up! The fuck we talking about here?
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#21511 2012-11-17 13:59:36
Khat. And, he is talking about an acquaintances "garden supply" that recently got screwed by the OZ Feds and a TV show sting.
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#21512 2012-11-17 18:45:57
I forget you're Down Under. Those shrubberies are classified Schedule I stateside. A buddy who lived in Yemen gifted me a spittoon – I think it's called a medfel – for afternoon chew sessions. Anyway I hope you develop a new pasttime and I'm intrigued by how it works out. Please keep us in the loop.
Zombie Elvis wrote:
A place here in Aus delivers various items mail-order. By the usual strange quirk of the law, some of the products are legal plants with illegal by-products. Some are legal if they exist here, but would not be legal to import. The rest of the products are just off the radar.
I don't know much about making them grow well. Sounds like they like poor soil and hot weather. Not much to lose since a pair of seedlings only cost about $30.
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#21513 2012-11-17 21:35:26
Dmtdust wrote:
Khat. And, he is talking about an acquaintances "garden supply" that recently got screwed by the OZ Feds and a TV show sting.
More information please? I haven't heard of this.
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#21514 2012-11-17 21:49:19
lechero wrote:
I forget you're Down Under. Those shrubberies are classified Schedule I stateside. A buddy who lived in Yemen gifted me a spittoon – I think it's called a medfel – for afternoon chew sessions. Anyway I hope you develop a new pasttime and I'm intrigued by how it works out. Please keep us in the loop.
Chewing a few baby leaves doesn't do anything. I've read you need to chew on about 50g of leaf; I measured a bunch of camellia leaves (similar size) and it's a fair lump. Photos of Somalians show them looking like chipmunks when they've got a wad loaded. There's a lot of recent negative press claiming problems - eg in the Somalia and the Nederlands they're claiming it makes the chewers lethargic and disinterested. Hmmm - couldn't be the fact that they either work for the Warlord or die (Somalia) or just can't get a job 'cos they be niggas (Nederlands) that's making them give up on life, spend all their time chewing...
Anyway, I was just hoping for a "better coffee" effect. The legend calls it a Gift from Allah to help the good muslims stay awake all night reading the Koran. It's hard to believe you can read anything if you're feeling wiped out. If it really has a serious downside, I'm past being willing to put up with that. I'm too unfit and busy these days!
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#21515 2012-11-18 15:26:52
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#21516 2012-11-18 16:05:55
Yeah, in Oz. Torsten has a gardening supply down in Mullumbimby, New South Wales. He supplies various plants, going back to the Salvia Divinorum controversy that ended with it being legislated against by the Oz feds.
Well, he provides Ayahuasca plants and plant analogues. A TV station asked to interview them, Torsten accepted and the TV station painted them as raving drug dealers, and in 2 weeks the Feds busted them. Still in the courts.
This is such a clusterfuck of Rupert Murdoch and an over eager and ignorant constabulary...
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#21517 2012-11-18 16:58:27
You have to chew a couple fistfuls of the leaves... daily... chew it up and keep your cheeks stuffed and don't worry about the irritation. So first make sure your shrubberies are taking root and growing healthily before you start trimming the branches.
Supposedly productivity takes a hit in all the countries (Yemen, Somalia & Djibouti) where khat is popular. Mostly because every male takes a two hour break every afternoon to chew leaves before they get that faraway look in their eyes for the rest of the day.
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Chewing a few baby leaves doesn't do anything. I've read you need to chew on about 50g of leaf; I measured a bunch of camellia leaves (similar size) and it's a fair lump. Photos of Somalians show them looking like chipmunks when they've got a wad loaded.
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#21518 2012-11-19 23:00:47
Pics, people. Otherwise, take it to the khat thread.
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#21519 2012-11-19 23:22:26
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#21527 2012-11-20 00:41:11
sigmoid freud wrote:
Pics, people. Otherwise, take it to the khat thread.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_07a2107 … 639131.jpg
Yeah, I saw The Yellow Dog on the last page, along with Screw. The penis dissection illustration was somewhere around there as well.
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#21532 2012-11-21 09:05:32
lechero wrote:
Drop bear got him good.
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#21533 2012-11-21 10:47:55
Reflection of perfection.
Has there ever been a more perfect body?
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#21534 2012-11-21 20:20:56
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#21535 2012-11-22 00:35:08
whosasailorthen wrote:
Has there ever been a more perfect body?
You've never seen me in my onesie.
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#21536 2012-11-22 06:05:08
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#21537 2012-11-22 09:14:41
Fled wrote:
Ok, so she misspelled "Kenya" and "their" but, hey, she did spell "idiot" correctly.
Plus, she looks like she'd be real easy to fuck.
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#21538 2012-11-22 22:04:26
Baywolfe wrote:
Fled wrote:
Ok, so she misspelled "Kenya" and "their" but, hey, she did spell "idiot" correctly.
Plus, she looks like she'd be real easy to fuck.
Here's her mother. You be the judge.
The whole family likes to wear their heart on their sleeves, politically speaking...
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#21539 2012-11-23 03:29:36
I found Wilbur's blog!
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#21540 2012-11-23 03:36:56
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#21541 2012-11-23 03:51:36
Zombie Elvis wrote:
I found Wilbur's blog!
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/unknown_ … 83_600.gif
What's up Zombs...need a spankin'?
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#21542 2012-11-23 03:55:51
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Wouldn't it be easier to just not drop the soap?
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#21543 2012-11-23 04:04:20
tojo2000 wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Wouldn't it be easier to just not drop the soap?
How many times a day do you ask that of yourself?
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#21544 2012-11-23 04:14:04
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Wouldn't it be easier to just not drop the soap?
How many times a day do you ask that of yourself?
Once for every metal spike implanted subdermally in my buttocks.
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#21545 2012-11-23 04:30:22
tojo2000 wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Wouldn't it be easier to just not drop the soap?How many times a day do you ask that of yourself?
Once for every metal spike implanted subdermally in my buttocks.
I'm surprised there are minutes enough in the day.
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#21546 2012-11-23 09:25:10
Zombie Elvis wrote:
I found Wilbur's blog!
http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/unknown_ … 83_600.gif
Wow, that's a blast from the past... Whatever happened to that dude (or whatever it was)? I know it got married, but I've lost the plot on that one.
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#21547 2012-11-23 13:25:38
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#21548 2012-11-23 21:30:18
One for George, whose horrible job reduces the amount of time she's able to spend with us.
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#21549 2012-11-24 09:51:04
whosasailorthen wrote:
Reflection of perfection.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpur … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g08 … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m967m … o1_500.jpg
Has there ever been a more perfect body?
Who is this?
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#21550 2012-11-24 10:30:44
Alecto wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Reflection of perfection.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpur … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g08 … o1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m967m … o1_500.jpg
Has there ever been a more perfect body?Who is this?
I think his name is Todd.
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