High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Not Cruel, Not Gross...

Roger_That · 2007-10-11 21:23:03

All that nasty food made me start trying to find something yummy to quell the nasty taste in my stomach.

I just bought my favorite thing at the grocery today, so I will share this little known apple type. It is that small yearly window when the BEST hybrid Apple is available. If you haven't tried a Honey Crisp Apple, go now to your nearest mid-upscale grocery and look for them. Now is their time. They are the BEST Apples ever. They taste like you are chewing Apple Cider. They are usually more expensive ($2 a pound) but worth every cent! Go, now, buy them...eat them, cook with them, love them.

This PSA brought to you by RT's kitchen...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycrisp

Ops, Kleins on 24 (Where Kohl's is) has them. GO BUY THEM Seriously.

Back to cruel and nasty things. SORRY

Emmeran · 2007-10-11 21:26:26

I'm torn - on one hand eating anything recommended by a "Crueler" is a dicey prospect at best, on the other hand I love good apples . . . .

headkicker_girl · 2007-10-11 21:32:15

Emmeran wrote:
I'm torn - on one hand eating anything recommended by a "Crueler" is a dicey prospect at best, on the other hand I love good apples . . . .

Perhaps you could put in a few razor blades to make it more cruel-worthy...Halloween is just around the corner.

Emmeran · 2007-10-11 21:47:42

headkicker_girl wrote:
Perhaps you could put in a few razor blades to make it more cruel-worthy...Halloween is just around the corner.

One could argue that cruelality these days would require that they were used as a primary prop in a YouTube or Heaven666 video

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Roger_That · 2007-10-11 21:48:23

You'll thank me, razor blades or not. Promise.

These put every other type of apple to shame. I won't touch anything else.

opsec · 2007-10-11 21:50:09

Roger_That wrote:
Ops, Kleins on 24 (Where Kohl's is) has them. GO BUY THEM Seriously.

Kleins is also the only store in the county with salted cod. Apples and Fish at Kleins... roger that.

Hey, I was hoping you'd weigh in on the whole "it's aways the cat's fault" thread.

Roger_That · 2007-10-11 21:52:50

Hmm...well you know Kleins is run by Jews, so the salted cod doesn't surprise me.

I am more partial to smoked whiting myself... Gotta go to Kikesville for that.

Checking thread now. GET THOSE APPLES! I am eating #2 as we speak. HAHA