I am pretty sure he wouldn't have gone for the facial ending...

Sex with dogs is getting to be very common; dog breeders need to develop a breed with a large vagina.  Perhaps a little genetic engineering to give the genitalia a human appearance along with a size able to accommodate a human penis.

Ick.   It still smells like a dog, folks.

Taint wrote:

I'm worried, Fnord. You appear to have thought this out a little too completely.

Fnord would surprise me if he doesn't speak from direct experience. Affluent yanks and their British counterparts are way too familiar with their dogs, often treating them better than their own children.   If those dogs could talk, you wouldn't want to hear it. My old man vetted suitable thoroughbreds by their willingness to lick between his athletes foot infested toes.

Goober wrote:

For perhaps the first time in recorded history, the Welsh are ahead of the curve. They already have it. They call their invention "sheep".

Some people feel it's just too kinky to have sex with sheep.  After all, they don't call sheep "man's best friend" now do they?  Plus, sheep aren't loyal.  They'll fuck anyone with a bail of hay and a fence to stick their head through.  Try that with someone else's dog and see what happens.

Jesus wnats there to be One Man, One Dog

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OK, I set my self up for this.  The only dogs I’ve fucked have been of the human variety, after too many drinks and/or chemicals to know better.

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