#1 2008-02-21 11:58:09

A woman responding to a break-in in her garage found a man having sexual intercourse with her 4-year-old female rottweiler, police said Wednesday.

Thank gawd it was a female dog.  Fred Phelps and his homophobic minions are just down the road.  There would have been hell to pay.

You have to give the guy some credit though.  It takes some balls to rape a rottweiler.

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#2 2008-02-21 13:03:12

I am pretty sure he wouldn't have gone for the facial ending...

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#3 2008-02-21 22:44:51

Eh. 

I'll bet the bitch was asking for it.

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#4 2008-02-22 02:36:09

Sex with dogs is getting to be very common; dog breeders need to develop a breed with a large vagina.  Perhaps a little genetic engineering to give the genitalia a human appearance along with a size able to accommodate a human penis.

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#5 2008-02-22 02:53:57

I'm worried, Fnord. You appear to have thought this out a little too completely.

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#6 2008-02-22 04:35:26

Ick.   It still smells like a dog, folks.

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#7 2008-02-22 05:01:59

Taint wrote:

I'm worried, Fnord. You appear to have thought this out a little too completely.

His mother was an early prototype.

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#8 2008-02-22 05:46:44

Taint wrote:

I'm worried, Fnord. You appear to have thought this out a little too completely.

Fnord would surprise me if he doesn't speak from direct experience. Affluent yanks and their British counterparts are way too familiar with their dogs, often treating them better than their own children.   If those dogs could talk, you wouldn't want to hear it. My old man vetted suitable thoroughbreds by their willingness to lick between his athletes foot infested toes.

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#9 2008-02-22 11:46:20

fnord wrote:

Sex with dogs is getting to be very common; dog breeders need to develop a breed with a large vagina.  Perhaps a little genetic engineering to give the genitalia a human appearance along with a size able to accommodate a human penis.

For perhaps the first time in recorded history, the Welsh are ahead of the curve. They already have it. They call their invention "sheep".

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#10 2008-02-22 12:28:42

Goober wrote:

For perhaps the first time in recorded history, the Welsh are ahead of the curve. They already have it. They call their invention "sheep".

Some people feel it's just too kinky to have sex with sheep.  After all, they don't call sheep "man's best friend" now do they?  Plus, sheep aren't loyal.  They'll fuck anyone with a bail of hay and a fence to stick their head through.  Try that with someone else's dog and see what happens.

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#11 2008-02-22 14:44:23

Sluts the lot of em.

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#12 2008-02-22 14:46:02

Jesus wnats there to be One Man, One Dog

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#14 2008-02-23 01:27:21

OK, I set my self up for this.  The only dogs I’ve fucked have been of the human variety, after too many drinks and/or chemicals to know better.

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#15 2008-02-23 22:07:38

Johnny Rotten wrote:

Sluts the lot of em.

This always struck me as a bit of a plot hole in Brokeback Mountain.

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#16 2008-02-24 09:42:41

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