#1 2008-05-30 22:12:09
The Five Most Ridiculous Porn Scenes
well, maybe not totally SFW, I do work in San Francisco after all.
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#2 2008-05-31 15:11:57
Is it fair to presume that not a single person on High Street will now or ever see the SATC movie? (a/k/a "Three Whores and Their Mother")
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#3 2008-05-31 15:24:32
I would watch it if it included surprise butsechs of Sarah Jessica Parker.
By the reanimated corpse of Andre the Giant.
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#4 2008-05-31 21:42:29
pALEPHx wrote:
Is it fair to presume that not a single person on High Street will now or ever see the SATC movie? (a/k/a "Three Whores and Their Mother")
Considering the number of TV episodes I've been forced to watch in the past, I don't think that's a fair assumption at all.
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#5 2008-05-31 22:38:10
pALEPHx wrote:
Is it fair to presume that not a single person on High Street will now or ever see the SATC movie? (a/k/a "Three Whores and Their Mother")
It would need lots of hardcore sex with money shots before I would consider it.
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#6 2008-06-01 01:04:42
tojo2000 wrote:
Considering the number of TV episodes I've been forced to watch in the past, I don't think that's a fair assumption at all.
I dunno 'bout where you live, but in this market, they show it on up to three channels, every night of the week. I've had my fill of half-seen, half-expurgated episodes.
fnord wrote:
It would need lots of hardcore sex with money shots before I would consider it.
Do two shoe fetishes and a lot of cougar poon work for you?
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#7 2008-06-02 21:55:41
Having barely sat through one episode of the insipid show, it seems a fairly safe bet, Pale. I don't even like seeing the posters for the damned thing at the bus stops.
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#8 2008-06-02 22:02:56
Hey Taint.
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#9 2008-06-03 16:36:33
One of my crowning achievements was that the first time i ever saw SATC was during the final episode when my girl made me go to a party. I also never saw more than 5 minutes of Friends and the first time I ever saw Sienfeld was also for the broadcast of the last episode. In fact for 10 years I was so out of touch with Amerikan sensibilities that i failed to recognize the humor in Seinfeld.
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#10 2008-06-03 17:55:42
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
for 10 years I was so out of touch with Amerikan sensibilities that i failed to recognize the humor in Seinfeld.
I watch a lot more TV than that (or I used to, at least; thank you, writers' strike!) but I also failed to see what was so fucking great about Seinfeld and Friends.
I actually watched a whole Seinfeld once, but I could never bear more than ten straight minutes of Friends.
Scrubs was funny for three whole seasons. Try to catch some of the reruns some time.
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#11 2008-06-03 18:15:44
My initial problem with Seinfeld during my first look was that I missed the satire on their antisocial narcissism. I thought that the character's responses were reasonable and typical of most humans so as to make such a chacter study boring.
I stopped watching TV in the 1980s for 10+ years. I finally acquiesced to watch it again when my girl had gotten a 9-5 and upon doing so insisted that she was exhausted and that gave her the right to have a TV in the bedroom. True love will surely make you do crazy thing you could never have before contemplated doing. I tried everything I could think to disuade her including reading aloud to her every night I was home. I did manage to win one concession. On seeing my first 5 minutes of Friends I swore that if she ever left that on again in my presence I would through the large quartz rock doorstop through the TV.
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#12 2008-06-03 21:08:56
I hated Seinfeld. Absolutely hated it. We already had three Jewish Stooges. We didn't need a quartet.
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#14 2008-06-05 02:46:16
Television fucks the dog every time out, with rare and never sustained exception. For what it's worth, the names I remember...
Outer Limits
Leave it to Beaver
Crazy Cat
Deputy Dog
Fractured Fairytales
Sanford & Son
The Rockford Files
Aubrey Manning
John Stewart
Becker
The Wire
South Park
Boston Legal
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#15 2008-06-05 04:14:33
Well I hate to disappoint you all, but I thought Seinfeld was hilarious, and most of the people I know that didn't like it just didn't have a broad enough attention span to finish the show. Eat that, pot smokers!
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