#1 2008-06-23 19:22:24

Quick, someone fetch the kryptonite.

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1296_4_079.jpg http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_030.jpg

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#2 2008-06-23 20:44:17

I used to love the DC Cover teasers to get you to buy them and then you'd just find out that it was a trick or it was the Red Kriptonite making him act that way or he was just "fooling" to trick the bad guy.

I even remember Batman shooting a Machine Gun on a cover.  "Yes Commissioner, the 'Hour of the Gun' has come!"

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#4 2008-06-23 21:15:21

Superman's kind of like God.  He's a good guy... but....

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#5 2008-06-23 21:17:08

Pity about the crotch, though.

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#6 2008-06-24 06:26:22

Taint wrote:

Pity about the crotch, though.

Since you know your supercrotches I thought you might be interested in this.

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#7 2008-06-24 08:46:50

Captain marvel has camel toe? 

Say it ain't so!

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#8 2008-06-24 10:52:35

http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_115.jpg



I don't know why, but I love this one.  I love everything about it.

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#9 2008-06-24 13:44:28

whosasailorthen wrote:

Captain marvel has camel toe?

I looks more like he's pissing himself through his suit. Feh.

George Orr wrote:

I don't know why, but I love this one. I love everything about it.

They're all pretty snarky/sinister. As Baywolfe already explained, the majority of them were empty teases, ruses with some deus-ex-machina flair. Nonetheless, one wonders how they managed to sell so many comics on the premise that Superman was being a complete douchebag to everyone he knew.

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#10 2008-06-24 14:19:08

pALEPHx wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Captain marvel has camel toe?

I looks more like he's pissing himself through his suit. Feh.

OMG.  He's got camel-toe *and* he's pissing himself.

My hero is ruined.

*snif*

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#11 2008-06-24 14:32:42

tojo2000 wrote:

Taint wrote:

Pity about the crotch, though.

Since you know your supercrotches I thought you might be interested in this.

Hmm, looks like a Rule 34 posting to me.

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#12 2008-06-24 23:04:21

Superdickery Doc

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#13 2008-06-25 00:31:38

choad wrote:

Superdickery Doc

Jeeze, Choad. Oversaturate that color much? Hee.

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#14 2008-06-25 01:26:34

pALEPHx wrote:

choad wrote:

Superdickery Doc

Jeeze, Choad. Oversaturate that color much? Hee.

It's a comic book. Please let me see how you'd do it.

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#15 2008-06-25 01:39:12

choad wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

choad wrote:

Superdickery Doc

Jeeze, Choad. Oversaturate that color much? Hee.

It's a comic book. Please let me see how you'd do it.

Boys, boys, nobody cares whose photodick is bigger.

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#16 2008-06-25 01:52:58

tojo2000 wrote:

Boys, boys, nobody cares whose photodick is bigger.

Sorry, my eyes hurt a bit from looking at Choad's. ;P

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/superdickeryA.jpg
original cover

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/superdickeryB.jpg
suck my photocock

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hyperchromatic fail!

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#17 2008-06-25 23:28:23

Taint wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Taint wrote:

Pity about the crotch, though.

Since you know your supercrotches I thought you might be interested in this.

Hmm, looks like a Rule 34 posting to me.

Head  over to the Superdickery Seduction of the Innocent section for gallons of creamy goodness.

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#18 2008-06-26 00:11:42

sigmoid freud wrote:

Head  over to the Superdickery Seduction of the Innocent section for gallons of creamy goodness.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9518/wannatouchmyhammerxy9.jpg

Huh? I don't get it.

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#20 2008-06-26 00:27:11

Taint wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

Head  over to the Superdickery Seduction of the Innocent section for gallons of creamy goodness.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9518 … merxy9.jpg

Huh? I don't get it.

Oh, come on.  I bet you hammer in the morning, you hammer in the evening, and all over this land.

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#21 2008-06-26 00:31:21

You can never have too much Astroglide.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/nsfw-what-if-spider-man-shot-shot-like-a-real-spider.jpg

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