#2251 2008-11-11 13:06:25

jesusluvspegging wrote:

There's a couple lemons amongst Redacted's contributions, but for the most part they're pretty stylish.

He's the anti-fled.

Which ones do you like the least? We wouldn't want our new banner serf thinking this is too easy.

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#2252 2008-11-11 13:14:54

pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

There's a couple lemons amongst Redacted's contributions, but for the most part they're pretty stylish.

He's the anti-fled.

Which ones do you like the least? We wouldn't want our new banner serf thinking this is too easy.

That would be the ones that I've downvoted, and some that haven't come around in rotation for me to downvote yet.  I'm not gonna page through the damned banner thread picking them out just to duplicate the voting functionality.

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#2253 2008-11-11 13:43:27

The first few are for shit.

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#2254 2008-11-11 14:31:09

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/hsovteddytaur.jpg

Credit karenw.

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#2255 2008-11-11 14:35:38

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#2256 2008-11-11 17:21:36

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!!!!

That one's actually worthwhile.  Good job Fled!

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#2257 2008-11-11 18:05:14

Redacted wrote:

I'd just like to point out that almost all of the banners I created used someone else's images. I say this in case there is someone thinking otherwise.

Where, where, where are you getting the images? They're excellent.

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#2258 2008-11-11 18:10:44

sigmoid freud wrote:

Redacted wrote:

I'd just like to point out that almost all of the banners I created used someone else's images. I say this in case there is someone thinking otherwise.

Where, where, where are you getting the images? They're excellent.

Hey, now, the rest of us don't get pressed to reveal our sources...

...of course, I think we all get our sources from the same places...

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#2259 2008-11-11 18:18:41

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Hey, now, the rest of us don't get pressed to reveal our sources...

...of course, I think we all get our sources from the same places...

The rest of us, me included, have mostly posted crap compared to Red.

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#2260 2008-11-11 18:24:31

sigmoid freud wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Hey, now, the rest of us don't get pressed to reveal our sources...

...of course, I think we all get our sources from the same places...

The rest of us, me included, have mostly posted crap compared to Red.

YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.

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#2261 2008-11-11 19:01:53

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This one?  I like quite a lot.  The eye-licky one?  Not so much.

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#2262 2008-11-11 19:16:28

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#2263 2008-11-11 19:46:10

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#2264 2008-11-11 19:57:31

You came THIS *holds fingers a quarter inch apart* far from making Me snort well bourbon out of My nose.

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#2265 2008-11-11 23:23:10

sigmoid freud wrote:

The rest of us, me included, have mostly posted crap compared to Red.

I beg your pardon?

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#2266 2008-11-12 06:54:44

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#2267 2008-11-12 06:54:59

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#2268 2008-11-12 06:55:08

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#2269 2008-11-12 06:55:16

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#2270 2008-11-12 06:56:23

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#2271 2008-11-12 11:48:33

Red, you're not using or anything, are you? I mean, this is weird.

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#2272 2008-11-12 11:58:34

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Red, you're not using or anything, are you? I mean, this is weird.

Whut?

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#2273 2008-11-12 12:50:31

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Red, you're not using or anything, are you? I mean, this is weird.

If he's using then I demand he share, or I'll send him to Hell when he dies.

I'll do it man.  Don't bogart that shit.

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#2274 2008-11-12 13:50:42

I'm sad to report that I'm painfully sober.

And I have 20 more banners waiting in the wings, but I'm trying to give an impression of balance.

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#2275 2008-11-12 14:59:08

Redacted wrote:

And I have 20 more banners waiting in the wings, but I'm trying to give an impression of balance.

Seriously, either you're currently unemployed, or you're making those banners way too fast. Try for something edgier and hilarity should ensue.

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#2276 2008-11-12 17:49:43

pALEPHx wrote:

Seriously, either you're currently unemployed, or you're making those banners way too fast. Try for something edgier and hilarity should ensue.

I had a lot of time brought on by insomnia. And just before you and Wilbur were disagreeing about his banner, I was giving real consideration to suicide. Not a "what if" kind of thing, I mean a solid plan was coming together. Then I read a post in which you mentioned that you were creating most of the banners, in addition to managing them as a whole. I thought maybe I would try my hand at it, maybe that would be helpful in some way.

Turns out it's not really helpful to you, but it's become a distraction to me, now, and I'm posting a few a day, instead of all of them. My life isn't hinging on me doing this, that's not what I'm saying. It's just become something else to think about for a while.

Anyway, they come together quickly.

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#2277 2008-11-12 20:21:22

I've been rather glum lately myself, too, but if I gave a thought to a single person killing him- or herself over a banner (or NOT doing a banner), I'd leave HS entirely. I'm glad you found artistic productivity therapeutic. By all means, continue, but please do not tie all your hopes to these things. The more you do, the more likely you'll hit a clunker, and then there's still weeks of voting to observe any trends. Overall, I'd say we needed some new stuff in here, no matter who or how. Still, not at the expense of your sanity and well-being.

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#2278 2008-11-13 00:18:45

I'd say, red, spend more time on each banner.  Be nit-picky.  Go for quality over quantity.  You obviously have a pretty good eye and the right kind of snark, and you've got a lot of pretty solid banners in there, but go for a bit more polish.  Push yourself.

And, speaking as a survivor, suicide is for pussies.  You're not a pussy, you're the product of over three billion years of stupendous badasses crossbreeding with each other to create ever more stupendous badasses.

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#2279 2008-11-13 00:32:20

And, besides, even if you're not around to enjoy the post-suicidal bliss, plenty of others will be forced to pick up the pieces afterward. Suicide is never a solitary action.

Christ, we're getting soft.

Jump!

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#2280 2008-11-13 00:43:09

Taint wrote:

And, besides, even if you're not around to enjoy the post-suicidal bliss, plenty of others will be forced to pick up the pieces afterward. Suicide is never a solitary action.

Christ, we're getting soft.

Jump!

1) Insert wakazashi into the left side of your abdomen, just above the kidney. 
2) Don't scream!  Screaming means you're a pussy.
3) Draw across belly to the right.  Cut deep!
4) No screaming, dammit, it's almost over.  You'll make it!
5) Lean slightly forwards to allow your second to cleanly remove your head.

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#2281 2008-11-13 01:05:37

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I'd say, red, spend more time on each banner.  Be nit-picky.  Go for quality over quantity.  You obviously have a pretty good eye and the right kind of snark, and you've got a lot of pretty solid banners in there, but go for a bit more polish.  Push yourself.

And, speaking as a survivor, suicide is for pussies.  You're not a pussy, you're the product of over three billion years of stupendous badasses crossbreeding with each other to create ever more stupendous badasses.

In other words, one long clusterfuck.

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#2282 2008-11-13 04:42:09

Roland Butt Thunder was suicidal.  Redacted is suicidal.  Redacted = Roland?

Edit: Roland has artistic ability; Redacted has artistic ability.  Comment anyone?

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#2283 2008-11-13 04:51:13

fnord wrote:

Roland Butt Thunder was suicidal.  Redacted is suicidal.  Redacted = Roland?

Edit: Roland has artistic ability; Redacted has artistic ability.  Comment anyone?

Forty-two.

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#2284 2008-11-13 07:07:14

My last word on this is as follows:

1. If I was RolandButthunder, I would kill myself in haste.

B) I guess it's important that I'm clear about the fact that these banners are not providing me with a reason to live. And if they're voted down or are deleted before making the rounds, that's fine by me.

42. Thanks for the advice. Let us never speak of this again.

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#2285 2008-11-13 07:11:01

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#2286 2008-11-13 07:11:19

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#2287 2008-11-13 07:11:31

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#2288 2008-11-13 07:13:58

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#2289 2008-11-13 13:12:38

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#2290 2008-11-13 16:49:47

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#2291 2008-11-13 16:51:58

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#2292 2008-11-13 17:01:13

You know what's weird? I was seriously-seriously suicidal a few weeks ago, and i don't mind saying I got a very sweet email from Taint, who made me feel much better. Thank you, Taint. I saved it, by the way.
You have to stay alive-everyone on this site must-so we can make fun of you at the summit or at least on the regs page.

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#2293 2008-11-13 17:05:52

Yeah anybody who kills themselves is hereby banned from High Street and any future High Street events.

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#2294 2008-11-13 18:54:20

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#2295 2008-11-13 18:54:43

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#2296 2008-11-13 18:54:57

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#2297 2008-11-13 18:55:06

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#2298 2008-11-13 19:08:54

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#2299 2008-11-13 19:15:14

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#2300 2008-11-13 19:27:05

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