pALEPHx wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

There's a couple lemons amongst Redacted's contributions, but for the most part they're pretty stylish.

He's the anti-fled.

Which ones do you like the least? We wouldn't want our new banner serf thinking this is too easy.

That would be the ones that I've downvoted, and some that haven't come around in rotation for me to downvote yet.  I'm not gonna page through the damned banner thread picking them out just to duplicate the voting functionality.

Credit karenw.

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That one's actually worthwhile.  Good job Fled!

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sigmoid freud wrote:

Redacted wrote:

I'd just like to point out that almost all of the banners I created used someone else's images. I say this in case there is someone thinking otherwise.

Where, where, where are you getting the images? They're excellent.

Hey, now, the rest of us don't get pressed to reveal our sources...

...of course, I think we all get our sources from the same places...

sigmoid freud wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Hey, now, the rest of us don't get pressed to reveal our sources...

...of course, I think we all get our sources from the same places...

The rest of us, me included, have mostly posted crap compared to Red.

YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.

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Redacted wrote:

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You came THIS *holds fingers a quarter inch apart* far from making Me snort well bourbon out of My nose.

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icangetyouatoe wrote:

Red, you're not using or anything, are you? I mean, this is weird.

Whut?

I'm sad to report that I'm painfully sober.

And I have 20 more banners waiting in the wings, but I'm trying to give an impression of balance.

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pALEPHx wrote:

Seriously, either you're currently unemployed, or you're making those banners way too fast. Try for something edgier and hilarity should ensue.

I had a lot of time brought on by insomnia. And just before you and Wilbur were disagreeing about his banner, I was giving real consideration to suicide. Not a "what if" kind of thing, I mean a solid plan was coming together. Then I read a post in which you mentioned that you were creating most of the banners, in addition to managing them as a whole. I thought maybe I would try my hand at it, maybe that would be helpful in some way.

Turns out it's not really helpful to you, but it's become a distraction to me, now, and I'm posting a few a day, instead of all of them. My life isn't hinging on me doing this, that's not what I'm saying. It's just become something else to think about for a while.

Anyway, they come together quickly.

I'd say, red, spend more time on each banner.  Be nit-picky.  Go for quality over quantity.  You obviously have a pretty good eye and the right kind of snark, and you've got a lot of pretty solid banners in there, but go for a bit more polish.  Push yourself.

And, speaking as a survivor, suicide is for pussies.  You're not a pussy, you're the product of over three billion years of stupendous badasses crossbreeding with each other to create ever more stupendous badasses.

Taint wrote:

And, besides, even if you're not around to enjoy the post-suicidal bliss, plenty of others will be forced to pick up the pieces afterward. Suicide is never a solitary action.

Christ, we're getting soft.

Jump!

1) Insert wakazashi into the left side of your abdomen, just above the kidney. 
2) Don't scream!  Screaming means you're a pussy.
3) Draw across belly to the right.  Cut deep!
4) No screaming, dammit, it's almost over.  You'll make it!
5) Lean slightly forwards to allow your second to cleanly remove your head.

Roland Butt Thunder was suicidal.  Redacted is suicidal.  Redacted = Roland?

Edit: Roland has artistic ability; Redacted has artistic ability.  Comment anyone?

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My last word on this is as follows:

1. If I was RolandButthunder, I would kill myself in haste.

B) I guess it's important that I'm clear about the fact that these banners are not providing me with a reason to live. And if they're voted down or are deleted before making the rounds, that's fine by me.

42. Thanks for the advice. Let us never speak of this again.

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You know what's weird? I was seriously-seriously suicidal a few weeks ago, and i don't mind saying I got a very sweet email from Taint, who made me feel much better. Thank you, Taint. I saved it, by the way.
You have to stay alive-everyone on this site must-so we can make fun of you at the summit or at least on the regs page.

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